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Playskool Unveils 'Vaccinate Me Elmo'
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/07/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/07/2021 10:34:16 AM PST by DFG

U.S.—Under its Playskool Friends line of toys, Hasbro has released an exciting new Elmo doll: Vaccinate Me Elmo.

When you jab the new doll with the included plastic syringe, he starts having heart palpitations and cries from the pain, for a more realistic experience. He vibrates and shakes from the side effects, and kids will love watching him writhe on the ground complaining of arm and chest pain.

"We hope this toy encourages young children to get the vaccine," said Hasbro founder and CEO Bob Hasbro. "They'll have so much fun poking Elmo in the arm and watching as he cries from the arm pain, all to avoid a disease that almost certainly would not have killed him."

The doll says fun phrases like "Elmo loves complying with government mandates, ha ha ha!" and "Ivermectin is not approved by the FDA, ha ha!" Other phrases include the following:

Mask up or you'll die! Elmo loves experimental vaccines! Why do you want to kill grandma? Comply or die! F--- anti-maskers! We're all in this together -- or else! Haha! At publishing time, Hasbro had announced another toy in the line of lovable Elmo dolls: Vaccinate You Elmo, a fun interactive plushie that chases your kids, pins them down, and gives them the jab.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anthonyfauci; babylonbee; covidstooges; elmo; ivermectin; obamacare; playskool; satire; thebabylonbee; vaccine; vaccinemandates

1 posted on 11/07/2021 10:34:16 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Background info from yesterday in case you missed it...

Sesame Street and CNN telling kids to get the COVID 19 vaccines
https://rumble.com/vot36t-sesame-street-with-american-tv-network-cnn-telling-kids-to-get-the-covid-19.html


2 posted on 11/07/2021 10:40:28 AM PST by janetjanet998
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To: DFG

Animal needs to be the nurse


3 posted on 11/07/2021 10:43:47 AM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: DFG

The symbol of excellence.
4 posted on 11/07/2021 10:44:02 AM PST by servo1969
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To: janetjanet998
For those who have not seen it:

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/holocaust/experiside.html

Just one excerpt:

"to develop a vaccine against the disease, Dr. Kurt Heissmeyer injected live tubercle bacilli (bacteria that are a major cause of TB) into the lungs of inmates at the Neuengamme concentration camp. About 200 adult subjects died, and Heissmeyer had 20 children from Auschwitz hung in an effort to hide evidence of the experiments from approaching Allied forces."
5 posted on 11/07/2021 10:44:20 AM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: DFG

LMAO! I love the Bee!


6 posted on 11/07/2021 10:50:52 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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7 posted on 11/07/2021 11:19:36 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: DFG

Does it come with the special “Pull the massive covax blood clot out of my nose” feature?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/l05XNxDPpAJi/


8 posted on 11/07/2021 11:31:36 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: DFG

Bwahahaha! The little dollops of humor are good in times like these. Kind of like Willie and Joe in WWII.


9 posted on 11/07/2021 11:34:36 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (“There are no rules here – we’re trying to accomplish something.” Thomas A. Edison )
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To: DFG

Another wonderful article from your friends at the Bee..


10 posted on 11/07/2021 11:40:06 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP conventional)
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To: DFG

South Park needs to introduce a new Kenny doll: ‘Oh My God, They Vaccinated Kenny...’


11 posted on 11/07/2021 12:00:55 PM PST by null and void (The Washington DC Swamp, Where Bottom Feeders Are Apex Predators!)
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To: chajin

Or the Swedish Chef. Beaker is another cood choice.


12 posted on 11/07/2021 12:02:18 PM PST by Theophilus (Coercion Is Not Consent)
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To: DFG
You don't want to know what Dr. Fauci is going to do to Elmo's new dog Tango.
13 posted on 11/07/2021 12:13:51 PM PST by KarlInOhio ("Anti-fascist" is from the official name of the Berlin Wall: Anti-fascist Protection Barrier.)
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To: DFG

You got me, Bee. I fell for it.


14 posted on 11/07/2021 12:22:25 PM PST by Salvavida (Even now, Come Lord Jesus!)
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15 posted on 11/07/2021 12:46:58 PM PST by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imaginationd)
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To: cgbg

Fauci and Heissmeyer could be colleagues.


16 posted on 11/07/2021 1:08:30 PM PST by cpt_dave
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To: SaxxonWoods

Deep State/Globalist rhetorical progression during the FauxDemic DemPanic (condensed to its essence):

From:

“To make an omelette you have to break a few eggs.

To:

“You have to break a few eggs.”

To :

“Eggs were made to be broken. Let’s break as many as we can find. What splendid fun we are having.”


17 posted on 11/07/2021 2:35:43 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG

18 posted on 11/07/2021 5:34:38 PM PST by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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To: servo1969

Best comment in comments was:

“the greatest trick the Babylon Bee ever pulled was convincing the world that they are satire” - The Usual Suspects


19 posted on 11/12/2021 11:44:15 AM PST by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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