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Posted on 11/07/2021 10:34:16 AM PST by DFG
U.S.—Under its Playskool Friends line of toys, Hasbro has released an exciting new Elmo doll: Vaccinate Me Elmo.
When you jab the new doll with the included plastic syringe, he starts having heart palpitations and cries from the pain, for a more realistic experience. He vibrates and shakes from the side effects, and kids will love watching him writhe on the ground complaining of arm and chest pain.
"We hope this toy encourages young children to get the vaccine," said Hasbro founder and CEO Bob Hasbro. "They'll have so much fun poking Elmo in the arm and watching as he cries from the arm pain, all to avoid a disease that almost certainly would not have killed him."
The doll says fun phrases like "Elmo loves complying with government mandates, ha ha ha!" and "Ivermectin is not approved by the FDA, ha ha!" Other phrases include the following:
Mask up or you'll die! Elmo loves experimental vaccines! Why do you want to kill grandma? Comply or die! F--- anti-maskers! We're all in this together -- or else! Haha! At publishing time, Hasbro had announced another toy in the line of lovable Elmo dolls: Vaccinate You Elmo, a fun interactive plushie that chases your kids, pins them down, and gives them the jab.
Background info from yesterday in case you missed it...
Sesame Street and CNN telling kids to get the COVID 19 vaccines
https://rumble.com/vot36t-sesame-street-with-american-tv-network-cnn-telling-kids-to-get-the-covid-19.html
Animal needs to be the nurse
LMAO! I love the Bee!
Does it come with the special “Pull the massive covax blood clot out of my nose” feature?
https://www.bitchute.com/video/l05XNxDPpAJi/
Bwahahaha! The little dollops of humor are good in times like these. Kind of like Willie and Joe in WWII.
Another wonderful article from your friends at the Bee..
South Park needs to introduce a new Kenny doll: ‘Oh My God, They Vaccinated Kenny...’
Or the Swedish Chef. Beaker is another cood choice.
You got me, Bee. I fell for it.
Fauci and Heissmeyer could be colleagues.
Deep State/Globalist rhetorical progression during the FauxDemic DemPanic (condensed to its essence):
From:
“To make an omelette you have to break a few eggs.
To:
“You have to break a few eggs.”
To :
“Eggs were made to be broken. Let’s break as many as we can find. What splendid fun we are having.”
Best comment in comments was:
“the greatest trick the Babylon Bee ever pulled was convincing the world that they are satire” - The Usual Suspects
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