McAuliffe: ‘I’ll Be Back And I’ll Get Your Children If It’s The Last Thing I Do!’

RICHMOND, VA—In a blistering concession speech after losing the race for Virginia Governor, Terry McAuliffe vowed that he would return and that he would get everyone's children if it's the last thing he ever does.

"You haven't seen the last of me!" said McAuliffe, angrily shaking his fist. "I'll have my revenge! I'll come back and I'll get your kids! We'll brainwash them and there's nothing you can do about it! There's no escape! MUAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The failed candidate then threw a smoke bomb and disappeared from the stage in a cloud of purple smoke.

Experts warn that McAuliffe is still out there somewhere plotting his revenge, to one day come back and steal all the children and lock them away in state indoctrination centers forever. "We have to be vigilant," said one parent.

According to several anonymous sources, McAuliffe was last seen at Walmart buying more tiki torches.

This is merely a setback to ‘the darkness’. Will this setback be carried through into the mid-terms and next election, and ‘the darkness’ driven further back? Perhaps. ‘The darkness’ will continue its advance until Jesus returns.

I don’t see our society (the former ‘Christendom’) drawing closer to Jesus. In fact, many fewer are attending church. Church ‘by internet’ MIGHT be OK once in a while, if you must miss Church, but FELLOWSHIP is key to the Christian faith.

I believe that what happened yesterday, was merely a ‘breather’, perhaps even designed to lull us into a sense of false security, before another push.

Do I sound negative? Yes! Without Jesus, we, conservatives CANNOT defeat ‘the darkness’. Witness Jude 9 (NIV): ‘But even the archangel Michael, when he was disputing with the devil about the body of Moses, did not himself dare to condemn him for slander but said, “The Lord rebuke you!”’ Without Jesus, we have nothing to battle satan, or even stand against satan.

Maranatha

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