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Security Fence to Be Built Around Biden's Home [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 October 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/24/2021 11:32:58 AM PDT by John Semmens

On September 21 the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) awarded a $456,548 contract for "purchase and installation of security fencing at the $2.7 million home Biden bought in 2017. The work should be completed by the end of this year.

Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas cited the surge in illegal border crossings as "the chief reason why this expenditure was undertaken. With nearly two million new unvetted foreigners expected to enter the country this year and who knows how many next year, added protection of the President is vitally needed."

The Secretary explained that "the cancellation of the completion of the border wall started by former president Trump left a large hole in the barrier. Criminals and terrorists are now free to move about the country. We acknowledge that we cannot protect everyone, but we certainly can and must protect the most important person in America. The less than half-a-million price tag saves us the billions it would have cost to complete Trump's border wall. These savings can now be applied to housing and feeding millions of new immigrants."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: border; illegals; satire; trump

1 posted on 10/24/2021 11:32:58 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Same with Ollie North. What does this get us?


2 posted on 10/24/2021 11:35:38 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET
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To: John Semmens

Will that fence protect his property from the Rising Sea Levels he has been trying to frighten us with?
Obama’s home is 3 feet above high tide. Obviously neither one is worried about getting their feet wet.


3 posted on 10/24/2021 11:36:48 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (OUT OF FB JAIL! and back on the attack. For how long? Back in jail again! 4th time this year!)
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To: John Semmens
I have no problem with building a wall around Joe's house.
But...
Do we have to let him out?

4 posted on 10/24/2021 11:38:25 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: John Semmens

That’s just his summer home.


5 posted on 10/24/2021 12:13:07 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Sacajaweau

Can we weld the gate shut and turn off the wi-fi?


6 posted on 10/24/2021 12:38:05 PM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: John Semmens
"The work should be completed by the end of this year."

Definitely a union job...
Only a construction union could stretch out such a small job over several months...

7 posted on 10/24/2021 12:47:03 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another Sam Adams now that we desperately need him?)
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To: John Semmens

Probably to keep him from wandering off.


8 posted on 10/24/2021 12:55:51 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the left, truth is right-wing extremism.⭐⭐)
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To: John Semmens

With all of his filthy lucre from his deal(s) with the Chinks and Ukrainians, why is he not paying for this himself?


9 posted on 10/24/2021 2:11:19 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (The democRATS are not looking to govern, they intend to RULE.)
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To: John Semmens

Security Fence to Be Built Around Biden’s Home.

LETS. GO BRANDON !!


10 posted on 10/24/2021 3:37:08 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: BitWielder1

On which side of the wall are the gate patches attached?


11 posted on 10/24/2021 5:01:42 PM PDT by ptsal (Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
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To: John Semmens

Is this fence to keep people out or keep senile Joe from wandering off?


12 posted on 10/24/2021 7:30:39 PM PDT by The Great RJ ("Socialists are happy until they run out of people's money." Margaret Thatcher)
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