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Parents Are "Domestic Terrorists" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 October 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/11/2021 10:13:29 AM PDT by John Semmens

After receiving numerous complaints from school officials around the nation, U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland has instructed the FBI to initiate an investigation of "parents who too vigorously voice objections to the things their children are being taught or how the schools are run."

"Public schools are a free service provided to parents by the government," Garland asserted. "Instead of showing gratitude, some parents are showing up at school board meetings and questioning how these free schools are handling things. The education professionals running these public schools are alarmed and insulted by these lay critics. School Board public meetings are intended for parents to learn more about what their children are being taught, not to challenge it. These challenges are harassing and could be considered terroristic threats. It is my hope that the mere announcement of involvement by the FBI will go a long way toward damping down these unfortunate confrontations."

One of the most common complaints voiced by parents attending school board meetings is the teaching of Critical Race Theory (CRT). This doctrine is a Marxist invention that categorizes individuals as oppressed or oppressor based on skin color. According to this theory, America was founded in 1619 in order to promote slavery. While slavery existed in many parts of the world, including in America in the past, the foundation of the United States following the ousting of British tyranny introduced the idea that individuals have inalienable rights to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. Over time, the contradiction between these rights and slavery led to its abolition and full citizenship for those formerly enslaved. CRT ignores this accomplishment and fosters a curriculum of racial animosity among students. It is not surprising that parents would disapprove of their children being brainwashed with this toxic nonsense.

As it so happens, though, Garland's daughter Rebecca is married to Xan Tanner, co-founder of an education resource company that pushes CRT in public schools. Attorney-General Garland denied that his actions "aimed at discouraging wrongheaded parents from hassling school board officials have anything to do with the financial prospects of the fine young man who married my daughter. I always do what's right no matter what."

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TOPICS: Education; Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: corruption; fbi; garland; marxism; policestate; racism; satire

1 posted on 10/11/2021 10:13:29 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
We are seeing Garland's true character: a bridezilla left at the alter, seeking revenge on the groom's wedding guests.

What if all the peeved parents being threatened by Bridezilla simply walked up to the microphone at school board hearings, and repeated "Lets Go Brandon!" for one minute then returned to their seat?

And then the next parent did the same? Rinse and repeat for 45 minutes.

They can vary it..."Let's Go School Board!"

The pageantry may never stop.

2 posted on 10/11/2021 10:19:05 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: John Semmens

We should insist that our gender pronoun is “domestic terrorist.”


3 posted on 10/11/2021 10:23:56 AM PDT by WMarshal ("Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither.")
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To: John Semmens

Merrick Garland’s actions strongly suggest that Garland is a traitor to the United States of America.


4 posted on 10/11/2021 10:31:50 AM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: John Semmens

All kinds of weasels using weasely redefined weasel words here...

For clarification of my meaning see this link

What is the meaning of Establishment language? Manipulation versus communication

http://charltonteaching.blogspot.com/2021/09/what-is-meaning-of-establishment.html?m=1

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5 posted on 10/11/2021 10:35:43 AM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: John Semmens
Public schools are a free service provided to parents by the government

This tells you everything you need to know about the Dimm mentality about their view on citizens and government. Free service, you douche? There is nothing free about the tens of thousands in property taxes our family pays every year.

6 posted on 10/11/2021 10:38:23 AM PDT by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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To: John Semmens
How will these domestic terrorists get around?

7 posted on 10/11/2021 10:41:20 AM PDT by budj (Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
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To: John Semmens

Plato’s Republic, the wet dream of the elites, advocates the destruction of the traditional family, State raised children, State controlled reproduction, and State controlled public education. We are almost there…


8 posted on 10/11/2021 10:42:19 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: John Semmens

Bookmark


9 posted on 10/11/2021 11:09:55 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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Bookmark


10 posted on 10/11/2021 11:09:55 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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Sure glad that puke isn’t on the Supreme Court, yet!!!


11 posted on 10/11/2021 1:24:53 PM PDT by CMailBag
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I was reviewing with a high school student today the Kent State shootings. He was appalled that one of the protestors leading up to the shooting had demanded that parents be shot.

Nothing new under the sun... just more recycled leftists.


12 posted on 10/11/2021 4:42:39 PM PDT by nicollo
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