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Terrorists Released From Guantanamo Bay To Make Room For Parents Who Protested At School Board Meetings
Babylon Bee ^
| 10/07/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/07/2021 3:19:14 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Terrorists are being released from Guantanamo Bay in order to make room for parents protesting their children's education, sources at the State Department confirmed today. Dangerous terrorists from the Middle East, Europe, and Fresno are being released in droves as their cells are needed for this far greater threat. "See you later, Bob!" said one guard as he sent Bob the Bombin' Terrorist Guy out of the prison facility on a helicopter. "Good times playing cribbage and all that—I'll get you next time! Have a good one!" The guard then waited for the next load of detainees to arrive, and took custody of Cindy Alpers from Orange, California. "Right this way, Cindy. You'll be in a high-security cell. It's the same one Murderin' Steve stayed in for a couple of decades. Ah, Murderin' Steve. I miss that guy."
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; education; guantanamo; parents; terrorists
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posted on
10/07/2021 3:19:14 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
10/07/2021 3:21:47 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: DFG
I know this is satire but it is very believable.
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posted on
10/07/2021 3:21:49 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(The longer I remain unjabbed, the more evidence I see supporting my decision. Psalm 144:5-8)
To: DFG
Dangerous terrorists from the Middle East, Europe, and Fresno... FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
-PJ
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posted on
10/07/2021 3:24:08 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Diogenesis
wouldn’t be a bit surprised.
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posted on
10/07/2021 3:24:21 PM PDT
by
euram
To: DFG
No, it’s not satire :( Coming soon to reality near you.
To: DFG
Babylon Bee Attacked By Bigfoot
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posted on
10/07/2021 3:25:27 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: DFG
Satire soon to become reality.
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posted on
10/07/2021 3:25:48 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: Political Junkie Too
Re: 4
LOL! I missed the Fresno reference.
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posted on
10/07/2021 3:30:11 PM PDT
by
El Cid
(Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
To: DFG
The Babylon Bee - Tomorrow’s News Today.
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posted on
10/07/2021 3:38:19 PM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith)
To: DFG
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posted on
10/07/2021 3:54:23 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
To: DFG
Not really that funny, Bee.
To: DFG
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posted on
10/07/2021 4:42:40 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention)
To: DFG
Babylon Bee has been highlighted the last two nights on Tucker Carlson.
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posted on
10/07/2021 6:03:05 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Somebody tell Hunters dad that the American public are losing patience with him.)
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