Posted on 09/19/2021 1:28:59 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
First things first. If there ever was an actual “insurrection”, a couple hundred patriots with axe handles would easily crush these out-of-shape DC riot goons dressed like teenage ninja turtles. Just sayin’… Although, to be fair, a few of the groups did look like they just raided the costume surplus from the last Batman movie.
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.” However, in a hilarious turn of events no one showed up to play. As a result, there were more media looking for stories than actual protestors, and the DC riot police looked like knuckleheads on a scavenger hunt for Easter eggs. Dummies.
Amid the over-the-top nonsense, the DC police did notice a suspicious man dressed in Antifa garb wearing a concealed firearm. However, when they moved in to question him, the doofus had to admit he was an undercover federal agent and showed his badge. That’s when things really got funny because the cops, now with a case of the sads, had to pretend like they were arresting him in order to retain appearances. It was all caught on camera. WATCH:
Apparently, according to the Twitter, this is what happens when you throw an entrapment party and no one shows up.
I know it might be hard to believe, but it does get funnier than the Spaceballs extras video-taped above.
FBI Briefing instructions: “Look normal, as close to “cookout party dads” as possible. Pick up your Kohl’s gift cards at the desk on your way out. High socks preferred for optics. Remember boys, be invisible!” “Alex, you take point on this one.” “Got it!” “Hey guys, lets all look the same, so that way we will look like everybody else”…
Government issued Ray-Ban’s… √
Squared away haircuts…. √
Black socks…. √
Govt approved wristwatches… √
Inability to blend in, and look totally stupid…. √
Wait what… why did that guy just say we look like “prouder boys”?
Good photo's and video at the link
Hey the undercover guy should get a good write-up for playing his part so well.
Would love to know that undercover officer’s mission, whether it was for security or to stir something up. It’s very unfortunate that I would even consider the question but it’s a new world we live in.
Idiots. And traitors.
There is no longer any question this is about a total takeover for the Great Reset and worse.
Pelosi is already publicly talking about the defects of Capitalism.
These Quislings must be remembered and tried when the time comes.
This will implode soon.
God will bring this into the daylight and they will be totally exposed.
Yes, another sickening thought.
I don’t know but suspect DC’s weather is colder.
Yep. The Storm troopers are like cartoon Ninja Turtles.
They could not have looked any more foolish. It ran the gamut from dark socks and shorts with ray-bans to cops dressed like teenage mutant ninja turtles. I think it was the black ninja turtles that were the silliest thing I have seen in a very long time.
These guys are charactures of themselves. What a bunch of buffoons.
How could it possibly have been for security when the police and media outnumbered the demonstrators?
They didn’t....and don’t.
Which makes me wonder. How many ‘mean queens’ do we have working at the FIB. They are quite catty (jealous as hell) about young, pretty girls.
Absolutely right
Biden’s “People” can’t do anything right...hasn’t done one damn thing right and/or for the good of the country since Day 1.
Looks like they blew the cover for an agent. Dumb a****
... and the head turtle in charge sounded like a moron.
drrr, I got a wooden spoon, drrr
Unprofessional morons who detained their own so they didn’t look as dumb as they were. ALL ON VIDEO!
BwaaaHahahahhahaha!
The cops accidentally prevented a false flag event. If they had known he was undercover, they would have allowed it to happen
You bet, if this was an alleged, “Setup”, they failed miserably. Bottom line is no one should stay home or be afraid to organize or go public. The feds can’t force anyone to get violent or be part of some violence. If some fools go along with that agenda, oh well.
Otherwise, everyone might as well lock their doors and stay locked down.
Thanks Texas Fossil.
These Capitol Police looked like characters out of the Fifth Element with their Bulked up clown suit armor.
These clowns had more armor on than our recently murdered troops.
Than again its more important to protect our Rat politicians than it is to protect our own troops.But who’s at fault there?Is it the politicians?or our woke worthless Flag ranked Generals?
The dresses aren’t necessary because they actually look like a bunch of queers in the original.
Post the pictures of the “FBI fakes” and make sure they have wide exposure on the Web. So for the next protest, you will be able to download the pictures and hand them out for protesters to out them.
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