Posted on 09/19/2021 1:28:59 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
First things first. If there ever was an actual “insurrection”, a couple hundred patriots with axe handles would easily crush these out-of-shape DC riot goons dressed like teenage ninja turtles. Just sayin’… Although, to be fair, a few of the groups did look like they just raided the costume surplus from the last Batman movie.
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.” However, in a hilarious turn of events no one showed up to play. As a result, there were more media looking for stories than actual protestors, and the DC riot police looked like knuckleheads on a scavenger hunt for Easter eggs. Dummies.
Amid the over-the-top nonsense, the DC police did notice a suspicious man dressed in Antifa garb wearing a concealed firearm. However, when they moved in to question him, the doofus had to admit he was an undercover federal agent and showed his badge. That’s when things really got funny because the cops, now with a case of the sads, had to pretend like they were arresting him in order to retain appearances. It was all caught on camera. WATCH:
Apparently, according to the Twitter, this is what happens when you throw an entrapment party and no one shows up.
I know it might be hard to believe, but it does get funnier than the Spaceballs extras video-taped above.
FBI Briefing instructions: “Look normal, as close to “cookout party dads” as possible. Pick up your Kohl’s gift cards at the desk on your way out. High socks preferred for optics. Remember boys, be invisible!” “Alex, you take point on this one.” “Got it!” “Hey guys, lets all look the same, so that way we will look like everybody else”…
Government issued Ray-Ban’s… √
Squared away haircuts…. √
Black socks…. √
Govt approved wristwatches… √
Inability to blend in, and look totally stupid…. √
Wait what… why did that guy just say we look like “prouder boys”?
Good photo's and video at the link
We all suspected this was a setup. For a few it was not, but it did not play out like the Federals thought it would.
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.” However, in a hilarious turn of events no one showed up to play.
I thought there were several thousands people there. Is this article suggesting they were all part of the set up?☺
They should have practiced the rally at Quantico...
Then the choreography for the TV cameras would have gone more smoothly...
Thank goodness DJT joined the “FAKE RALLY ALERT” chorus...
I wonder if you could still smell the Brylcreem wafting off their scalps.
I’m cracking up at how the woke, “me too” folks are conspicuously ignoring all the TEEN AGE GIRLS who were MOLESTED due to the DEPRAVED INDIFFERENCE of the FBI.
I think it’s mostly posers who are running around attempting to keep patriots afraid and hunkered down...Don’t go public, don’t go to any protests, marches etc, it’s a setup!!!
Even if it is or is not a setup, is everyone expected from this point forward to hide and cower at home and not speak their minds in public?
Yep.
I love the photo work up of ALOC’s white dress on each of the group.
Brothers of The Shield.
The sad thing is, they probably put more effort into planning this than they did in the entire Afghanistan pullout
... and they still screwed the pooch!
What was the weather like? If it was anything like south TX was yesterday, they’d be mopping up all the FIBs from the streets.
You mean the gymnasts, correct?
They hammered the FBI at that hearing. And rightly so.
The feds arresting their own LOL..this along with those dudes wearing ray-bans..seriously had to be the funniest thing EVER. And Ted Lieu(Ed Buck’s squeaky toy) had the nerve to say that since not a lot of people came yesterday it shows that Trump’s losing his influence LOL actually it shows that Trump’s influence is stronger than EVER. He told people NOT to come, said the whole thing was a total set up, and it was, just look at those who came, fed agents trying so hard to look like Trump supporters..everyone is laughing at them
“They hammered the FBI at that hearing. And rightly so.”
How many were publically fired? How many pensions were lost?
And they all got those cute little shorts at Dicks. How appropriate.
That is a good question...and I see that’s what they’re trying to do. Also keeping us demoralized to not want to vote with the corruption.
The attempt to hijack the narrative went a little south.
I have seen more contentious confrontation at a school board meeting. There weren’t even any dumpster fires or gunfire exchanged. And what about all those store fronts that WEREN’T looted and burned?
Yep!
Yes. They are all twinzies.
Every outfit is coordinated to look really stupid.
Yes. smile
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