Posted on 08/16/2021 2:04:20 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a forceful press conference today, Biden called for whoever the President is to "clean up this mess" in Afghanistan.
"Listen folks, this is ridiculous!" said President Biden. "Who's running this country anyway? I demand accountability! The President must be held responsible for this debacle!"
An aide attempted to whisper in his ear that he was the President, but Biden whirled around and punched the aide right in the nose in a flurry of righteous anger.
"How dare you sneak up on me while I'm holding the President to account!" said Biden.
The press conference was then abruptly interrupted by the evening call to prayer.
ROTFLMChristianFreeAmericanSuccessfulHairyWhiteUnsdomizedAO!!
Well said!
We may be doomed, but nobody said we can’t go down laughing
Well, given what I believe is the status of the Insurrection Act (January 16, 2021), Joe is technically correct.
Here’s the deal, Joe. You screwed up royally.
The Bee is a treasure.
This is like the 4th Bee article today. So much material to work with. Sad at the same time. We have to laugh at our own demise.
“It’s not my fault. I did exactly what the teleprompter told me to do.”
“Sometimes I forget I’m president.”
Biden will take the Obama approach. “I didn’t know we surrendered until I saw it on CNN.”
We all need to keep saying “Biden’s Afghanistan.”
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