Posted on 08/16/2021 7:53:11 AM PDT by DFG
CAMP DAVID—Amid increased calls to address the nation as Afghanistan falls to the Taliban, the Biden Administration has confirmed he will give an emergency press conference to announce which ice cream flavor he plans to eat today.
"Amid rising tensions throughout the country and in the middle east, our beloved leader is giving the American people exactly what they need right now," said CNN correspondent Kaitlan Collins. "We're all dying to know—will it be chocolate chip? Maybe chocolate-chocolate chip? I believe I speak for the entire country when I say the suspense is totally killing me!"
Exploiting a tragic scenario in Afghanistan, Republicans have seized on an opportunity to attack and pounce on President Biden, which some say could put a dark cloud over an otherwise joyous and heartwarming press conference.
Sources close to Biden have said he is undeterred, and will not allow the human disaster in Afghanistan to dampen spirits as he announces his chosen Monday ice cream flavor.
Will there be a run on ice cream? Should I be hoarding it? When 81,000,000 Biden voters hit the Whole Foods...the freezers will be cleared.
Chocolate chips get caught between his gums and the ill-fitting dentures, so it won’t be that.
However, I could have told everybody that a Xiden Administration would be a Rocky Road.
Fox News Poll has Biden still up with a 53% approval rating
The Polls will have Clueless Joe over 60% approval by Labor Day
Lolololol…would be even funnier if not true…
Well,
We can always make a movie where we win in Afghanistan!
We could have a woke female lesbian special forces soldier win all the battles for us! LOL
All we have left is the legacy and inertia of our past, as well as monopoly money with which we can buy people for the time being.
Well,
We can always make a movie where we win in Afghanistan!
We could have a woke female lesbian special forces soldier win all the battles for us! LOL
All we have left is the legacy and inertia of our past, as well as monopoly money with which we can buy people for the time being.
Biden should resign. If you folks think that Biden got very thin crowds of supporters, which is 100% true...those tiny numbers of supporters will now be reduced to almost, “ZERO”!!! Biden is done,toast no severe burnt toast!!! He needs to be admitted to an insane asylum...with the key to his cell thrown away!!
My gut tells me he is alive but totally gone mentally.
They are attempting to try various drugs to revive him.
Wouldn’t be surprised if they had to bring him back a couple times.
I suspect he is a total babbling idiot.
Not even useful as a puppet.
Sad to say the post right next to this one would be far funnier except it is NOT satire!
Reality is irrelevant.
Some kid somewhere in a non Democrat state was called a mean name, are you wearing your mask, what do we now call people that feel they are the opposite sex... those are the sort of things that matter.
This article though entirely sarcastic, isn’t too far off.
And what little girl he plans to assault in honor of his afgan success.
Yeah, that would be my guess.
A modern day "Inherit the Wind."
Biden Administration is that the first thing you hear after the knock on the door?.
Those airplanes, both Military and Commercial, in Kabul, Afghanistan that have been chased down on the runways and taxiways, by thousands of terribly frightened, Afghans & Americans trying to get out Afghanistan...cannot become airborne without being heavily inspected, run-up, system checks, to make certain they are all airworthy!!! This will massively delay aircraft departures. Biden is a 100% moron!!! He needs to resign this afternoon!!! Is there no one in the Biden administration with brains enough to take measures to protect the aircraft!!! I guess not!!! America you are so asleep at the wheel. Don’t you ever think about your children & grand children, and American children yet to be born!!! As I have said many times. You Americans that voted for Faux POTUS, Democrat, Joe Biden...you will come to rue the day you ever gave your vote to a Butt Wipe like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris!!! SAD days for America & Afghanistan!!!
Ice Cream? Biden’s favorite flavor: Woke Milley Vanilli
Hahaha
Outstanding
Great Job!
His favorite flavor ice cream? Geritol!
I like your about me page.
That said, the part about taxes as part of the GDP, that isn’t the complete picture. Between state, city and county in addition to the federal governments 20% share, you’re looking at about 43% of the US GDP being government in some form.
Entire markets are defined by government today and people don’t even perceive it. Between FDA, CDC, NIH, DEA, making rules, the federal governments share through Medicare, Medicaid, the VA and a slew of other programs, US health care is defined by government. You can’t get a nasal decongestant in this country without a DEA reporting requirement. Hahaha - and people think you have a private market, choice, liability...
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