Posted on 08/16/2021 7:53:11 AM PDT by DFG
CAMP DAVID—Amid increased calls to address the nation as Afghanistan falls to the Taliban, the Biden Administration has confirmed he will give an emergency press conference to announce which ice cream flavor he plans to eat today.
"Amid rising tensions throughout the country and in the middle east, our beloved leader is giving the American people exactly what they need right now," said CNN correspondent Kaitlan Collins. "We're all dying to know—will it be chocolate chip? Maybe chocolate-chocolate chip? I believe I speak for the entire country when I say the suspense is totally killing me!"
Exploiting a tragic scenario in Afghanistan, Republicans have seized on an opportunity to attack and pounce on President Biden, which some say could put a dark cloud over an otherwise joyous and heartwarming press conference.
Sources close to Biden have said he is undeterred, and will not allow the human disaster in Afghanistan to dampen spirits as he announces his chosen Monday ice cream flavor.
I hope this becomes a regular daily thing.
I happily anticipate knowing the flavor for Tuesday as well, then Wednesday... Thursday... Friday... Sat...
Unicorns will be on stage to provide fruit flavored candy to the lamestream press
This would be hilarious IF he were retired and sitting at home causing no harm.
Boxers or briefs? Eeeyuck.
What kind?
I’ll guess Rocky Road.
the fact that Biden has been awol and his press secretary has left the building this week...
...I gotta admit, I have a very uneasy feeling about WTF must be going on.
Do we know if biden is still alive?
Biden might even not know if he is!
We can only hope......................
I think potatohead goes ‘commando’.
Depends.
Jill has a compact mirror..............
They’re scrambling around to do damage control.....going to take a plan and one that the media will cover 24/7.....
“Do we know if biden is still alive?”
My question too.
Biden’s “leader look.”
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