Posted on 07/30/2021 9:50:52 AM PDT by DFG
MACUNGIE, PA—In a rally at the Mack Truck facility in Lehigh Valley this week, President Biden boasted that he made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs back in the days when he was a hard-working interstellar freight driver.
"Yeah, these Mack Trucks are impressive, real impressive," said Biden, "but I gotta say, these are nothing compared to the Correllian light freighter I used to drive around smuggling contraband while avoiding Imperial patrols. That's no joke!"
The audience of union workers who had been forced to attend clapped politely, but seemed confused as to the meaning of Biden's odd statement.
The all-female White House communications team skillfully clarified Biden's statement the next day, saying that while Biden technically never piloted the Millenium Falcon, he did watch Star Wars once, and even rode along on the Star Wars Galaxy's Edge Millenium Falcon Ride at Disney when it first opened.
"The message we should all take away from this is that President Biden respects the hard work of our Hollywood science fiction movie makers, theme park designers, and blue-collar Mack Truck builders," they said.
Biden later began to tell the story of the time he brought balance to the force before his mic was quickly cut off.
Is it true biden won 3 gold metals
in the 1939 0lympics?
The point is that Biden’s claim was nonsensical. See how that fits in?
The real question is how many democrat voters will actually believe this story?
Biden’s fabrications are starting to resemble the North Korean stories about Kim il-Sungs making multiple holes in one the first time he played golf.
Was this before or after he found the sword Excalibur in the Ark of the Covenant? Or was that Elizabeth Warren?
A parsec is a measure of distance
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The why would he say that he made a run in 12 parsec, if it is always 12 parsecs.
It is a definition of a time unit.
as a light year is a distance measure not a time unit as in how far light will travel in one year.
And he had to do a corkscrew landing so Hillary wouldn’t get shot by the Klingons.
How many grams in a Parsec?
In a weak moment, I watched “Solo”.
Not worth the time to watch but they did make a lame effort to explain “The Kessel Run” comment.
Explanation seemed dumb too.
Because he plotted a course through some asteroid section that was dangerous and he was able to go directly through it, instead of around it—thus doing in less time AND covering less distance.
Of course…none of it is real.
President Biden, may The Force be with you!
DANG!
“I did it with that rodeo clown . . . um, er, what is his name again? Ban something?”
That sounds like Hunter's bailiwick.*
*Still, kudos to him for apparently kicking his habit, even if he's still a corrupt git.
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