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Dangerous New Freedom Variant Causing People To Ignore Government And Live Their Lives
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/23/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/23/2021 2:07:56 PM PDT by DFG

U.S.—Experts are warning of yet another new problem facing the nation: They’ve spotted a new, more dangerous freedom variant spreading among the populace. This freedom is so virulent that people infected by it feel they can ignore government edicts about masks and lockdowns.

“Usually, the freedom we see in the wild is fairly mild,” explained CDC official Hubert Pratt. “It’s just freedom to passionately express one of the approved viewpoints on social media or freedom to pick one of the three Obamacare options. But now we see people acting like politicians aren’t in charge of them at all, and it’s dangerous.”

With the new freedom variant, there’s been an outbreak of people not wearing masks, teaching their children their own values, and expressing ideas the Biden Administration would rather they not. Moreover, this freedom is highly contagious, even sometimes breaking into blue states once thought to be immune.

Experts recommend only staying on highly moderated social media sites and watching approved network news to avoid being infected. They also tell people to watch out for the signs of this dangerous freedom variant in others: masklessness, smiling, and prominent displays of the American flag.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; covid; freedom; vaccine; variant
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1 posted on 07/23/2021 2:07:56 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

And that’s the variant that the Democrats fear the most.


2 posted on 07/23/2021 2:09:31 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (somRead more at: https://economicti)
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To: DFG

Patria y Vida, amigos.


3 posted on 07/23/2021 2:12:56 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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4 posted on 07/23/2021 2:13:09 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: DFG

They’ll make up some bogus crap out of their ass and name it “variant omega alpha 8675309”...


5 posted on 07/23/2021 2:34:56 PM PDT by max americana (FIRED LEFTARD employees at our office every election since 2008 and enjoyed seeing them cry.)
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To: DFG
I am a loud and proud Super Spreader.

FREEDOMMMMMMMMM!

6 posted on 07/23/2021 2:40:22 PM PDT by TigersEye (Who shot Ashli Babbitt?)
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To: DFG

Corny as it may sound-

-—I would rather live in a world where I can make bad decisions and suffer bad economic outcomes-

-—Where I have a choice over my body and money but could suffer a negative health outcome from it-

-—Where my property is mine, but have the annoying neighbor that paints his house purple with pink poka dots-

Than live in a highly regulated, safe place where government controls every aspect of life, and freedom simply means I can choose to wear a rainbow colored skirt or sit around and have my choice of TV show to watch.

What we have isn’t freedom anymore.

We live in a technocracy. Where experts like Fauci makes half baked statements that sound smart but aren’t, the media holds these up as the gospel, and every bureaucrat and politicians makes rules closing private pools, public beaches, private restaurants, mandating masks, restricting peoples free movement, censorship of free speech, close all non essential businesses (but Wallmart, Home Depot, Lowes... they all get to stay open), close the churches...

Do you realize not even the more secular Nazis or outright atheist commies dared close the churches?

What is the difference between us and the commies of the past? We smile a lot more.


7 posted on 07/23/2021 3:02:58 PM PDT by Red6
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To: DFG

As always, no satire just truth.


8 posted on 07/23/2021 3:05:51 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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To: DFG

Psaki’s refusing to issue infected WH numbers. Stupidly asks why we need to know.

.....................................

Indicative of the disturbed dem/lib mindset.

Once these ding-a-ling’s get into govt.........
the govt is THEIRS...........we the people must do as we are told.

Period.


9 posted on 07/23/2021 3:26:54 PM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doe't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: Liz

psaki gave us the perfect response for the doorknockers...

“why do you need to know”...

then close the door...


10 posted on 07/23/2021 3:36:19 PM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: heavy metal

Hah.........good one.


11 posted on 07/23/2021 3:39:47 PM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doe't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: max americana

Well after the Corona Virus I was hoping for the Budweiser Virus, or the Miller Lite Virus, or even the Coors Virus.


12 posted on 07/23/2021 3:42:14 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: DFG

Love it!!


13 posted on 07/23/2021 3:42:57 PM PDT by Jane Long (America, Bless God....blessed be the Nation.)
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14 posted on 07/23/2021 3:45:27 PM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Red6

Property rights are more important than freedom of speech. As history goes, property rights came first which led to freedom of speech.

Or in other words; what does freedom of speech matter if you don’t own your own property ( including your body).

The Founders regarded property rights as the cornerstone of a free society.


15 posted on 07/23/2021 4:37:51 PM PDT by Auslander154 ("Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred." Jacques Barzun)
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To: DFG

If one does not see government as the enemy after the last 15+ months, then those people are blind.


16 posted on 07/23/2021 5:05:58 PM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: BenLurkin

VIVA CUBA LIBRE!


17 posted on 07/23/2021 5:17:42 PM PDT by elteemike (Light is faster than sound; that's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak.)
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To: DFG; Jane Long; ransomnote; SecAmndmt; Secret Agent Man; Jan_Sobieski; bagster; ...

The Babylon Bee hits it out of the park again.


18 posted on 07/23/2021 5:19:39 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: Auslander154

What property do you own if a government levies a tax on it in perpetuity?

What property do you own when eminent domain becomes a tool used to seize private property and then this is handed over to private (for profit) business?

What property rights do you have when concepts such as public safety or national security are so broadly defined that they can be used to over ride the exercise of control over this property?

Yes, you are right.

But... The US Constitution is dead. It is a worthless document that is only mentioned as a punchline in invoke patriotism, to make a crowd feel a certain way by using symbology.

***Name me ONE of the first ten amendments (Bill of Rights) that has not been abridged?***

We have no property rights.

We have no privacy.

We have no right to bear arms.

We have no right to petition and voice our grievances.

We have no right to free movement.

We have no right to free speech.

You and I, are subjects of a system, where 15 various government agencies write regulations which have the power of the law. They dictate what lightbulb you use, how much water your toilet uses per flush, if you may get on an airplane, what medication you get prescribed, what your kids learn in school, and what your pastor is allowed to say in church (or else he’ll lose his tax-status)... and then we talk about “freedom.” Hahahaha


19 posted on 07/24/2021 11:51:56 AM PDT by Red6
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To: DFG

Not as good as when AOC glued her face to a coffee table...which they stole from a Home Improvement episode, by the way...


20 posted on 07/24/2021 3:35:37 PM PDT by Paleo Pete (The slave does not dream of freedom, the slave dreams of being master.)
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