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Kamala Harris: Not the Yellow Rose of Texas
Flopping Aces ^ | 06-27-21 | Larry Brandes

Posted on 06/27/2021 10:38:11 AM PDT by Starman417

The influx of unvetted immigrants pouring across our open southern border has become a serious crisis. Trump had the problem almost fixed, and then Biden arrived on the scene. Biden was envious of Trump’s successes and resented his unbridled popularity both of which have always eluded Joe.  Biden, with a stroke of his pen, magically snatched failure from the jaws of success and offered the entire world a GET INTO AMERICA FREE card.  The trickle of immigrants turned into a stream and the stream turned into a river, and then the river turned into a tsunami. Biden’s solution was simple-ignore the problem, and maybe it would disappear. Crisis?  What crisis? We ain’t got no stinkin crisis! (Actually I think that’s the new White House motto).  Things definitely got worse.  Nightly videos of poor mothers and small kids wading across the Rio Grande flickered on our TV sets and haunted our dreams. What happened to America?  We used to be great.  We used to be strong and helped those less fortunate.  Jen Psaki bobbed and weaved and tried to deflect attention from the video of the two little sweet girls dropped over the wall by coyotes, but she failed miserably.  Cue the chorus: How do you solve a problem like the border?

Finally, Biden had an epiphany and put Kamala in charge of the border.  Closing the border was never on Biden’s TO DO BUCKET list.  Biden wanted to keep the border open and then find someone to take the blame.  Kamala was a perfect fall gal for this crisis. Her demeanor turns people off and that hideous cackling laugh makes coffee nervous. Kamala didn’t want the job.  Biden created that catastrophic mess and then expected her to solve the problem.  Typical guy.  Kamala dug in her high heels and became passive/aggressive.  She heard the beep-beep-beep of the border dump truck backing up, and she ran away and hid. “Where’s Kamala?” became the new party game. Kamala hid everywhere but the southern border. Her procrastination plan worked quasi well for 92 days.  Kamala was spotted on the west coast, the northeast coast and also munching cookies in the windy city (Da Bears!). Kamala was even spotted marching in a Capital Pride Walk and Rally in Washington, DC and had a nice photo op with her hubby. However, the immigration problem continued to fester and then started to stink. 

Suddenly, things changed.  That big poopy head Trump declared that he would visit the border at the end of June. It was only then that Kamala checked her calendar and decided to visit Texas one week before Trump.  It must have slipped her mind.  She looked at a map of Texas and tried to find a city as far west as possible and 800 miles away from ground zero.  She picked El Paso. Kamala was about as welcome as an outhouse breeze and the welcoming committee-wasn’t very warm and friendly.  Upon her arrival, Latino Trump supporters in El Paso chanted, “Que Mala Harris!” (how bad). Another protester held up a sign for Madam VP that read: “Kamala do you hear their screams?” Ouch.  That had to leave a mark.  It was Guatemala all over again. When reporters asked her a question, Kamala got snarky and walked away. Kamala did visit the gift shop for a souvenir and bought a LETS BLAME TRUMP FOR EVERYTHING t-shirt.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: border; harris; kamala; sarcasm; texas; trump
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1 posted on 06/27/2021 10:38:11 AM PDT by Starman417
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To: Starman417

Yikes!!


2 posted on 06/27/2021 10:39:00 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: gundog

If Biden makes it to ‘24 you can be sure the democrats won’t nominate her. Just look at her primary performance last time around.


3 posted on 06/27/2021 10:44:11 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (1)
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To: Starman417

High yellow rose of Texas.


4 posted on 06/27/2021 10:46:38 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Bonemaker

Hoo-boy.

This thread’s gonna get fun.

Suffice to say, the San Antonio Rose, she ain’t.


5 posted on 06/27/2021 10:50:04 AM PDT by OKSooner (Well, son of a bitch.)
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To: gundog

6 posted on 06/27/2021 10:50:08 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Starman417

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7 posted on 06/27/2021 10:56:42 AM PDT by Bedford Forrest (Roger, Contact, Judy, Out. Fox One. Splash one.)
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To: Starman417

I can’t believe that song hasn’t been forbidden and all sheet music for it burned.

Maybe the cancel-crew doesn’t know the meaning.

Shhh.


8 posted on 06/27/2021 10:58:50 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods ( comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
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To: Starman417

They are not immigrants.

Immigrants apply for, pay for, wait for and comply with the documents that make them immigrants.

These are illegal aliens.

When people break into the country illegally, they are illegal aliens.

People cannot just MIGRATE like birds or beasts.


9 posted on 06/27/2021 11:03:07 AM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents)(Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: DIRTYSECRET

Zho Xiden will not make it to 2022.


10 posted on 06/27/2021 11:06:49 AM PDT by Howie66 (God Bless TEXAS! #Texit)
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To: Bonemaker

Well yeah. That what that song is about.


11 posted on 06/27/2021 11:12:11 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: Starman417

I think she would qualify as a turd blossom.


12 posted on 06/27/2021 11:16:29 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: DIRTYSECRET

You’re certainly right re: 2024. Even Democrats can’t stand her, though they don’t dare say so aloud. I heard last night that the two (female, if it matters) heads of her advance team quit. I’ll bet she’s a b-word on wheels.


13 posted on 06/27/2021 11:27:28 AM PDT by Blurb2350 (posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
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To: Starman417

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14 posted on 06/27/2021 12:02:58 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Blurb2350

“I heard last night that the two (female, if it matters) heads of her advance team quit. I’ll bet she’s a b-word on wheels.”

She’s very insecure, can’t handle pressure and she’s in a high pressure position. It’s not pretty and it won’t get any better.


15 posted on 06/27/2021 12:05:16 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods ( comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
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To: Starman417

Check your glass of water Joe. Cameltoe may put some visine in it.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wisconsin-woman-arrested-accused-murdering-friend-eye-drops/story?id=78148517

Vision. SEE CLEARLY.


16 posted on 06/27/2021 12:34:27 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: SaxxonWoods
Deep within my heart lies a melody,
A song of old San Antone..
17 posted on 06/27/2021 12:53:00 PM PDT by OKSooner ("I for one welcome our new Chinese Communist overlords.")
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To: Starman417

Actually Kamala Harris and the real Yellow Rose of Texas, Emily West, both earned their fame in bed. Emily remains an eternal heroine of Texas independence, while Kamala is just another woman who slept her way to the top.


18 posted on 06/27/2021 1:38:13 PM PDT by devere
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To: Starman417

Looks like she’s getting ready for Willie’s willie, but still has the gate closed.


19 posted on 06/27/2021 2:33:35 PM PDT by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule. )
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To: Starman417

Kammy may be the yellow rose of chlamydia, though


20 posted on 06/27/2021 3:02:35 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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