Posted on 06/24/2021 2:52:31 PM PDT by DFG
U.S.—In a bit of exciting news for firearms enthusiasts and those who wish to deter their government from becoming tyrannical, Bass Pro Shops has announced that its semi-annual 2-for-1 nuke sale will be kicking off this weekend. Every nuclear weapon in the company's arsenal will be completely free with the purchase of any other nuclear weapon.
"Running low on your supply of nukes for home defense, hunting, target practice, or overthrowing the government? Come on down!" says a salesperson in a commercial for the sale. "Whether you're looking for an intercontinental ballistic missile, a short-range tactical nuke, or even a conventional explosive projectile, we've got you covered! We've got big nukes, we've got small nukes, we've got nukes for every age and price range. Don't go to a competitor for one of those cheap knock-off nukes -- get your officially certified anti-government nuke today!"
"SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY -- DON'T MISS THIS EXPLOSIVE DEAL!"
Bass Pro Shops also has a large selection of pre-owned nukes purchased from the U.S. government, Iran, and North Korea -- available for any private citizen to come and purchase at "mind-blowing prices" this weekend only.
At publishing time, the outdoor megastore had further revealed that customers making any purchase of $50 or more this weekend will be given a "Fat Man" shoulder-mounted mini nuke launcher absolutely free. Wow!
Satire is the soul of political discourse. The fact that lefties are working to deplatform the Bee tells you how effective they really are.
LOL!
lmao! The Bee does it again!
I’ll take a dozen.
Gotta love the BEE.
where am i going to put them? the F15s are taking up all the space
The left cannot handle ridicule.
That is what makes it so much fun.
They know they are weak.
I’m putting’ the “rumpus” back in the rumpus room by converting it to a munitions depot.
Upgrade to one of these...
And see if Bass Pro has any compatible left in stock!
“The mock weapon was released on one test at about 1,000 feet and at nearly the speed of sound,”
I hope it has a time-delay fuse!
The Bee’s links still work so I don’t understand how if they have been suspended?
It's cleaner.
Hands up! Don’t Nuke!
What’s their return policy?
I got there when they opened this morning. The line was already around the block.
Granted it was introduced 60 years ago, but it would still be an attention getter for someone who was really ticked off. However, at ranges of 1.25 and 2.5 miles respectively, you needed a good hole to hide in and probably needed to think of a plan to deal with the radiation.
. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29
Is that offer good at Cabelas as well ?
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