Posted on 06/09/2021 1:41:48 PM PDT by DFG
Burger King has introduced a new chicken sandwich to compete with Chick-Fil-A. To make their sandwich more friendly to the LGBTQ community, they announced they are offering it on Sundays, and donating to LGBTQ causes with each sale.
Sources say the community is "extremely bummed" that they have to eat at Burger King now.
"Why? WHY did Burger King do this to us?" said Xander Brenner, local gay man. "Chick-Fil-A is delicious. Eating their food is like touching heaven. Now I'm supposed to go to Burger King and eat this chewy crap alternative made by someone who didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom? This really stinks."
Sources say the LGBTQ community is reluctantly shuffling to their nearest Burger Kings to support the cause, heartbroken knowing they will be subjected to terrible chicken for all eternity.
"When was the last time this place was remodeled? 1972? It literally smells like cigarettes in here," said Brenner. "Everything either sticky or slick with grease. Get me out of here."
Thankfully, Chick-Fil-A has announced they will now start selling fake Burger King wrappers so that customers can disguise their Chick-Fil-A sandwiches.
This is why I don’t go to McWhoppers. #1 it’s dog food,#2 it’s way over priced, #3 those companies suck hog slop.
The corporations have chosen artifical social mass over customers.
Or... You could not let politics and the leftist agenda control your life and simply eat where you like to eat. What a novel idea... Gosh, that might even spread to other aspects of your life, you know, be truly liberated and your own person, doing your own thing, not a slave to the leftist's agenda. Next thing you know, you might start thinking for yourself, thinking critically about the absolute BS being shoved at you as "news" or "science" etc. ... Oh, we really can't have that, then the left's whole shtick comes apart... ;-/
Hey lib lurkers out there, are you seeing it yet? The left wants to tell you where to eat, who to hate, who to watch, what to read, censor who you can or cannot see/read... In short, they want control. Are you getting it yet?
I forgot KFC. They are pretty good. We have a checkers around here and I am gonna try their chicken sandwich this weekend. They have a double chicken sandwich.
Who cares??????????????
I love the Babylon Bee... I’m wondering what they’ll do next.
My first real job was at BK. One of the guys dropped the frozen burger pattie on the floor, then picked it up and ran it through the broiler.
The LGBT community can eat at Chick-Fil-A in good conscience. Chick-Fil-A stopped donating to Christian organizations that openly defined marriage as exclusively between a man and a woman. So it’s just another fast food joint.
Me too. Years ago I loved Whoppers. The last time I had one my stomach was extremely p*ssed off at me.🙂🤮🤮
LGBTQers pride themselves on their talents and creativity. Instead of them getting mad at Chick Fil A, get even! Surely some of them have the entrepreneurial aptitude to start their own chain of LBGTQ friendly fast food joints.
as we go along in life we realize that our “wants” are not our needs....and we can easily live without something that we thought we needed...
Good. Now they can have my Whopper.
That’s exactly right and I agree with this person’s point. I think a lot of entities jump in on woke causes because it is cool, and others do it because they don’t want to take the heat for not doing it.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.