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LGBTQ Community Really Bummed They Have To Eat At Burger King Now
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/08/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/09/2021 1:41:48 PM PDT by DFG

Burger King has introduced a new chicken sandwich to compete with Chick-Fil-A. To make their sandwich more friendly to the LGBTQ community, they announced they are offering it on Sundays, and donating to LGBTQ causes with each sale.

Sources say the community is "extremely bummed" that they have to eat at Burger King now.

"Why? WHY did Burger King do this to us?" said Xander Brenner, local gay man. "Chick-Fil-A is delicious. Eating their food is like touching heaven. Now I'm supposed to go to Burger King and eat this chewy crap alternative made by someone who didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom? This really stinks."

Sources say the LGBTQ community is reluctantly shuffling to their nearest Burger Kings to support the cause, heartbroken knowing they will be subjected to terrible chicken for all eternity.

"When was the last time this place was remodeled? 1972? It literally smells like cigarettes in here," said Brenner. "Everything either sticky or slick with grease. Get me out of here."

Thankfully, Chick-Fil-A has announced they will now start selling fake Burger King wrappers so that customers can disguise their Chick-Fil-A sandwiches.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biohazards; bk; blood; bodilyfluids; burgerking; chicken; chickfila; danger; humanwaste
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1 posted on 06/09/2021 1:41:48 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG
Thankfully, Chick-Fil-A has announced they will now start selling fake Burger King wrappers so that customers can disguise their Chick-Fil-A sandwiches

That is really funny

2 posted on 06/09/2021 1:49:32 PM PDT by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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To: DFG

My wife hates Burger King but I was always “I like the char broil taste”. Time to finally agree with the Mrs. and never darken their doorstep again. Sell out to .1 - 2% of the population because they whine loudest? Great business plan.


3 posted on 06/09/2021 1:50:50 PM PDT by katana
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To: DFG
Now I'm supposed to go to Burger King and eat this chewy crap alternative made by someone who didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom?

But you are ok with fudge packing?

4 posted on 06/09/2021 1:52:28 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: DFG

A new chicken sandwich. If it’s like the old one then it sucks. You can’t beat chick fil A. Or actually someone on here turned me onto Popeyes. Now that’s a good chicken sandwich but the spicy one is really spicy. And big. But spicy.


5 posted on 06/09/2021 2:00:46 PM PDT by glimmerman70
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To: katana

Back around 1970, BK used to be very good.

Now, they’re just wretched. But then, so is everybody else.

In this town, the average restaurant never exceeds an F- in any category. The very best restaurants occasionally rise to a D, but you can’t count on it.

I don’t know if it’s this town, or if food in America just sucks now.


6 posted on 06/09/2021 2:07:36 PM PDT by dsc (Abortion is the axe laid to the roots of the tree of human rights.)
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To: dsc

I think you are right, most fast food just sucks now.

I choose to rarely eat out now, because of low food quality and high prices. But think about it for a minute. There is a very small margin in restaurant food, so the profit has to come from cutting costs in ingredients. There’s no way around it. So, you get crap ingredients in the food you eat.


7 posted on 06/09/2021 2:11:19 PM PDT by fwdude (“I do think at a certain point you've paid enough taxes.” — Not Obama)
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To: DFG
I know this is the “Bee”, but I read some “serious” comment on this from SF Gate. It warned LGBTQ-ers not to fall for BK’s commitment to donating to LGBTQ-er causes, since BK is only trying to get on the LGBTQ-er bandwagon without really caring about their cause, and BK is just going to write it all off anyway as a charitable donation.

Such cynicism!

8 posted on 06/09/2021 2:12:26 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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“There is a very small margin in restaurant food, so the profit has to come from cutting costs in ingredients.”

A long time ago, most of their profits came from drinks. Sell a four-cent coke for a quarter, then another when the customer gets thirsty from the burger and fries.

When they went to bottomless refills, I couldn’t see how they were going to make it.


9 posted on 06/09/2021 2:18:19 PM PDT by dsc (Abortion is the axe laid to the roots of the tree of human rights.)
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

That proves some folks just get stuck into the compulsion of complaining about anything no matter what the reality is.

Then there is the classic quote:
“The food at that restaurant is just terrible...
and such small portions too!!”


10 posted on 06/09/2021 2:21:10 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: dsc

I’m old enough to remember the days when soda refills were an additional charge. Coffee and tea had maybe one free refill.

Also, condiments cost a few extra cents. a pat of butter was like a nickel at cafeterias.

You are absolutely correct.


11 posted on 06/09/2021 2:21:50 PM PDT by fwdude (“I do think at a certain point you've paid enough taxes.” — Not Obama)
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To: DFG

Another missed opportunity to rebrand the whole thing GQBLT.


12 posted on 06/09/2021 2:24:30 PM PDT by BusterDog
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To: lee martell

: )


13 posted on 06/09/2021 2:25:22 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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To: BusterDog

>>Another missed opportunity to rebrand the whole thing GQBLT.<<

Send that to Bab Bee. I think they can find a spot for it soon.


14 posted on 06/09/2021 2:26:13 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The left does not want dialogue; it wants compliance.)
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To: DFG

The several gay guys I know would never be caught dead eating at Burger King or any fast food. Way too hoity toty.


15 posted on 06/09/2021 2:34:19 PM PDT by setter
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To: DFG

Those places are managed by and do hire that subculture in at least some towns (probably everywhere). With those *preferential* addictions and drug abuse leaning more towards rave/date rape drugs and even sexual acts and bodily fluids, yes. Extremely unsanitary habits of all kinds go along with it. Not safe places for nice teens to go to for employment. Beware!


16 posted on 06/09/2021 2:39:31 PM PDT by familyop
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To: DFG

Somewhat off topic but what is wrong with a day of rest?

I am more likely to frequent a business that cares about their workers.


17 posted on 06/09/2021 2:42:15 PM PDT by Kenny500c ( )
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To: glimmerman70

1. Popeyes
2 . KFC
3. Chik Fil’a
4. Mc Donalds
5. Jack in the Box
My study is complete; I won’t be trying BK


18 posted on 06/09/2021 2:52:16 PM PDT by j.havenfarm (20 years on Free Republic, 12/10/20! More than 3700 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: fwdude

I’ve often eaten fast food. From the value menu. I don’t expect much when I pay $1.45 for a double cheeseburger. But now they are selling foo-foo burgers for $8 (the LAST time I stopped at McD’s) and Burger Sling has slung itself into Sh!# Creek!

It is one thing to get cheap food cheap, without politics or sexual perversion shoved in your face. Whole different ballgame when they want sit down prices for microwaved mystery meat with a side dish of butt cream.


19 posted on 06/09/2021 2:53:11 PM PDT by Mr Rogers
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To: DFG; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

Have it your way . . .

DANG!


20 posted on 06/09/2021 2:57:57 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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