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Border Crisis Solved: Immigrants Flee In Terror After Hearing Kamala Harris Cackle
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/08/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/08/2021 2:13:57 PM PDT by DFG

MEXICO—Kamala Harris has finally visited Guatemala and Mexico, though she still hasn't found her way to the southern border of the U.S. Luckily, though, it doesn't look like she'll have to, as she's singlehandedly solved the border crisis already.

Harris arrived in Mexico today and began cackling, causing immigrant caravans to all scatter and return home.

"The immigration crisis and our domestic problems are very serious here," said Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador. "It is a real problem and we need to figure out how to solve it."

Harris responded as she does to all serious issues: by cackling like a maniac. "Ha. Ha ha. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!!!" she said, causing the president to draw back in terror. The upshot was that all the migrants streaming by toward the U.S. border also heard her cackle and ran for their lives.

"¡Dios mio - es el diablo!" screamed one Hispanic woman before seizing her children by the hand and running for her home. "Ay, ay, ay!"

Millions and millions of immigrants bound for the border all said they would return to their homes and not be seeking asylum in the U.S. for many more years, or until Trump returns as president, whichever comes first.

At publishing time, Harris had presented the president of Mexico with a tortilla depicting her own face.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; border; cackle; harris; kamala

1 posted on 06/08/2021 2:13:58 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

I turn on my cackle filter whenever she appears.


2 posted on 06/08/2021 2:15:12 PM PDT by kanawa ((Securing the 2022/2024 elections is of paramount importance.))
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To: DFG

Piaps has her beat. Not by much but enough.


3 posted on 06/08/2021 2:17:16 PM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative)
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To: DFG

4 posted on 06/08/2021 2:20:17 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
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To: Chode
The likeness is uncanny.


5 posted on 06/08/2021 2:29:50 PM PDT by Joe Brower ("Might we not live in a nobler dream than this?" -- John Ruskin)
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To: Joe Brower

Then she says “I’m gonna get you my purty.”


6 posted on 06/08/2021 2:34:14 PM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: DFG

“La Bruja! Ella convocará a sus monos alados! ¡Oculta a tus hijos!”

(”The witch! She will summon her winged monkeys! Hide your children!”)


7 posted on 06/08/2021 2:36:04 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Poor kids are just as bright, just as talented, as white kids." - Joe Biden Aug 8, 2019)
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To: Joe Brower

100%... it’s the squinty eyes that does it


8 posted on 06/08/2021 2:38:33 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
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To: Chode

I can appreciate the fear of the illegals, that has to be torture worse than waterboarding....the military should record her cackling and play it for terrorists to get information....they would crack in a couple of minutes.


9 posted on 06/08/2021 2:41:28 PM PDT by srmanuel (`)
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To: DFG

Was it the cackle or the cookie bearing her image? 8>)


10 posted on 06/08/2021 2:42:40 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: DFG

geez......lmao for sure. Love the bee


11 posted on 06/08/2021 3:13:46 PM PDT by LibertyWoman ("Where there is no law, there is no liberty." Benjamin Rush)
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To: srmanuel

heh heh heh


12 posted on 06/08/2021 3:15:31 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
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To: DFG

es el diablo caca


13 posted on 06/08/2021 3:21:50 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (“Respond only to polite and intelligent posters, who don’t insult you or us! Forget the others!”)
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To: DFG

14 posted on 06/08/2021 3:57:10 PM PDT by Seruzawa (The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: DFG

Love the Bee...


15 posted on 06/08/2021 6:24:31 PM PDT by ConservaTeen (Rush, this young conservative will miss you. I'll miss your talent...)
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