I Must Go Now, My Covfefe Needs Me

MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-6-21 | MOTUS

[Empire_of_Liberty]

Pretty on the outside. I’d hate to see what the insides look like.

There’s nothing quite like coffee brewed through a rubber hose.

[Nateman]

Covfefe. From the President Trump tweet “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.” . Before Google fixed it’s translator the Arabic sound Cov fe’ fe came out as “ I will stand up” when translated into English. When “I will stand up” is translated into Arabic it sounds like “ So f*** off” . Therefore the Tweet really meant “ Despite the negative press coverage I will stand up , so f*** off” .

There is an alternate meaning as well. Cov is short for coverage. Fefe means ‘party’ or alternately “masturbation device”. So covefe is a Portmanteau meaning the coverage is a mutual masturbation party or in the context used “a circle jerk among Trump hating reporters”. The tweet therefore is the same as “Despite the constant negative press circle jerk coverage.

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

I actually have one of those, and the coffee/espresso/lattes it makes are wonderful. I just clean the brew unit every week or so (rinse under water) and do a deep cleaning every 6 months.

[NonValueAdded]

Are things refurbished ever furbished to begin with?

[Empire_of_Liberty]

I hand-grind my beans in a 100 year old grinder and brew in a coffee maker I’ve kept working for 30 years. I’ve given up on the lattes, though I miss a good espresso.

What are the insides like? I am not a fan of rubber hose-pumps outgassing into hot liquids I drink.

[C210N]

[Uncle Miltie]

Buy geen coffee beans.

https://www.coffeebeancorral.com/product/Bali-Organic-Blue-Moon__BALIBEANS.aspx

Buy a stove top roaster.

https://zippypop.com/

Learn how to roast your own. Takes 20 min per batch.

https://www.coffeebeancorral.com/RoastingInformation.aspx

French Press for regular coffee.

https://www.frenchpresscoffee.com/products/frieling-french-press

Tescoma Moka pot for stronger coffee. Superior to Bialetti.

https://supermarketitaly.com/products/tescoma-paloma-coffee-maker-6-cups

Your coffee will be out of this world. Freshness is paramount. I NEVER drink two week old coffee (*spit*).

[Nateman]

Speaking of Iron, Do you know what this is?

[Sirius Lee]

Irony?

[Nateman]

It’s a Ferrous Wheel!

[C210N]

No, but maybe a clue here:

https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Iron-ion_6#section=Depositor-Provided-PubMed-Citations

[Paladin2]

[MHGinTN]

With six iron atoms on a carbon I’m guessing stainless steel?

[Nateman]

Some kind of Iron rear axial?

[Nateman]

See post #11

[MHGinTN]

LOL ... I should have known better than to guess!

[Ed Condon]

I thought it was a “six iron”.

[John Milner]

I know I’m in the minority but I hate coffee.

My father didn’t drink it so it was never in the house. It’s an acquired taste to be sure. To me it’s just bitterness and aftertaste in a cup.

I kind of chuckle to myself when I think of the gyrations people go through to make it palatable.

[Nateman]

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