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Dems Condemn Israeli War Crimes [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/23/2021 11:14:38 AM PDT by John Semmens

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn) warned that "the cease-fire agreed to by Israel must not be permitted to obscure its responsibility for the war crimes it committed against the Palestinians. Their practice of urging civilians to evacuate the target zones for Israeli air strikes doesn't excuse the fact that these bombings are acts of aggression against the righteous efforts of freedom fighters to dislodge the illegal occupiers of Muslim lands."

Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich) expressed a similar message, calling Israel's retaliation for the thousands of Hamas rockets fired into heavily populated areas within Israel "totally unwarranted. The attempt to exterminate the Jewish invaders of Muslim property is a just cause. Opposing a just cause is a war crime. Israel's complaint that the Hamas missiles are indiscriminately killing innocent non-combatants is false. Since Jews are the source of problems all over the world none of them are innocent."

Press Secretary Jen Psaki praised President Biden's foresight in the matter, saying "if he hadn't restored the $200 million in aid to Palestine that Trump had previously cut off Hamas wouldn't have been able to afford the rockets they needed to bombard Israel. Unfortunately, the aid that the United States has given to Israel has enabled them to deploy superior weaponry that can more accurately pinpoint military targets. This imbalance created an unlevel playing field and enabled a disproportionate Israeli retaliation for the indiscriminate Hamas rocket attacks. The equalization of firepower is one of the issues that must be addressed and remedied going forward."

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) hailed Biden's leadership, saying "without his steady hand who knows what might have happened. We need a long term solution. I understand that many years ago there was a plan to move all the world's Jews to Madagascar. We should dig that up, modernize it, and implement it. Only by putting miles of ocean between the Jews and everyone else can there be any hope for lasting peace."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: democrats; iran; israel; jews; kenyanbornmuzzie; leftists; muslims; palestine; satire; waronterror

1 posted on 05/23/2021 11:14:38 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I like the obvious reading of Articles 28 and 29 of the Fourth Geneva Convention. The Hamas were responsible for any civilian deaths in the buildings IDF bombed. Those civilians qualified as Protected Persons within the enemy’s physical control and could not be used to render certain points and areas immune from military operations. This understanding of the international community is never mentioned by anyone now.


2 posted on 05/23/2021 11:44:03 AM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: John Semmens

Biden keeps showering this country with the judgment/wrath of God.


3 posted on 05/23/2021 12:17:29 PM PDT by Maudeen (https://thereishopeinJesus.com/)
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To: Retain Mike

How DARE the Jews not quietly board the trains to the Death Camps!!!!!!!!


4 posted on 05/23/2021 12:19:16 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople (What if the Lord sent COVID-19 to immunize the world from something more deadly?)
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To: John Semmens

I thought that this was satire...but, it sounds like fact.


5 posted on 05/23/2021 1:09:47 PM PDT by Redleg Duke (Liberals aren’t.)
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To: John Semmens

Who cares what an illegal alien raghead elected by Somalians thinks about anything? It will never be rational.


6 posted on 05/23/2021 2:25:39 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: John Semmens

Jew hating bastards. All of them.


7 posted on 05/23/2021 2:32:42 PM PDT by Fledermaus (The Republican Party is DEAD! It took 160 years but The Whigs Struck Back!)
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To: John Semmens

Dems probably thinking muzzies will outnumber Jewish voters in the near future.

Dems have sold their souls. They will pay dearly.


8 posted on 05/23/2021 2:38:05 PM PDT by boycott
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To: Redleg Duke

It’s both.


9 posted on 05/23/2021 4:41:22 PM PDT by John Semmens
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