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Eight Warning Signs You Might Be Sharing Office Space With Terrorists
Babylon Bee ^ | 05/16/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/18/2021 3:02:56 PM PDT by DFG

It's all too common in corporate America: you're hanging out by the water cooler and you suddenly think to yourself, "Hey, wait a minute -- is that guy over there with the AK-47 part of a violent insurgent group internationally recognized as terrorists? I think he just might be!" Yep -- accidentally sharing office space with terrorists is a real problem.

Make sure your building doesn't get leveled by a retaliatory airstrike by checking your office space for these eight signs that you might be sharing the building with terrorists:

1. You notice suicide vests hanging on the coat rack. - This could be a hint.

2. The tenants upstairs are constantly disrupting things with their loud footsteps and their rocket launches off the roof. - Upstairs tenants are the worst!

3. You hear cries of "ALLAHU AKBAR!" whenever someone empties the coffee pot and doesn't bother to make another batch. - Accompanied by firing an AK-47 into the air.

4. The office Christmas party gets awkward when the other tenants bring IEDs for the gift exchange. - This could get weird!

5. They only play CNN in the lobby. - The surest sign something is up.

6. Discussion around the water cooler centers on sports, TV shows, and cleansing the region of those who would oppose Allah. - When the other tenants start talking about pushing Israel into the sea, you should probably start wondering if your officemates aren't who you thought they were.

7. The other tenants are always reserving the conference room to film hostage videos. - Companies sharing space with one another can often result in scheduling conflicts.

8. You get notified by the IDF that you are sharing office space with terrorists and your building is leveled shortly after. - A sure sign that perhaps those guys upstairs were actually Hamas.

Welp, best get to searching for a new office to lease! Just keep an eye out for any of these warning signs so it doesn't happen to you again!


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: ap; babylonbee; gaza; hamas; israel; officespace; terrorist; waronterror

1 posted on 05/18/2021 3:02:56 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Lol, I dont know. Seems a bit complex for the ace investigative reporters at AP. Lol!!!!!!


2 posted on 05/18/2021 3:06:41 PM PDT by 556x45
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To: DFG

Another great Babylon Bee dig at Hamas building journalists begs the question: Are you liberal news media reporters extremely gullible, extremely stupid or extremely radical?


3 posted on 05/18/2021 3:08:20 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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perfect


4 posted on 05/18/2021 3:10:06 PM PDT by mykroar (God speed, President Trump)
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To: DFG

They only play CNN in the lobby. lol lol....


5 posted on 05/18/2021 3:16:27 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Corrupt Slow Joe Biden is the Bolshevik sock puppet.)
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To: DFG

Reason # 9 . They liked Joe Biden so much they voted for him more than once.


6 posted on 05/18/2021 3:16:49 PM PDT by Nateman (If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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To: \/\/ayne

A lot of each of those.


7 posted on 05/18/2021 3:29:21 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: DFG

I like how they claim they had no idea that they had no idea the defacto government/pentagon of Gaza shared a small building with them..... while simultaneously claiming to be a premier news gathering organization.


8 posted on 05/18/2021 3:31:15 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. .... )
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To: DFG

Here today, the administration sees terrorists as victims and now wants to release them
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/three-guantanamo-prisoners-approved-for-release/ar-BB1gSnjn

And the administration sees American soldiers as potential terrorists.
https://theintercept.com/2021/05/17/military-pentagon-extremism-social-media/

We are now at the crossroads with the USA, will we allow us to implode and be taken over by hostile nations without a fight? Or do we take action???


9 posted on 05/18/2021 3:31:58 PM PDT by realcleanguy (quickly things are falling apart, now that the )
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To: DFG

Oh yeah... This one is going to get their butts flamed! Good one. Loved it.


10 posted on 05/18/2021 3:37:02 PM PDT by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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To: DFG
Warning signs you might not have much in the brains department: 1. Journalism major. 2. Work for CNN/MSNBC/ABC/CBS/NBC/NPR/NYT/Boston Globe/ 3. You failed your third grade science course. 4. You believe the Barbie doll when she said "Math is hard". 5. You actually think that men can have babies.
11 posted on 05/18/2021 4:11:33 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Nateman

Reason #10. The men’s room has centerfolds of goats in immodest attire.


12 posted on 05/18/2021 4:21:03 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

Reason # 11. The working-mom in the office next door tells her elementary aged kid to do his job so she can collect martyr payments.


13 posted on 05/18/2021 4:23:26 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tell It Right
Reason #12. The parents become nostalgic over how their kids blow up so fast.
14 posted on 05/18/2021 4:51:14 PM PDT by Nateman (If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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To: DFG

True story: Guy in the cube next to me had a photo of the Ayatollah Khomeini posted on the wall.
Even at that time( 2005) , the FBI would probably have gotten me fired if I reported it.


15 posted on 05/18/2021 4:58:40 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: DFG

But just remember if you “see something and say something” you’re racist.


16 posted on 05/18/2021 5:10:12 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: Zathras

Shoot spit balls at you on “Bring Your Kid to Work Day”, then immediately hide behind their child.


17 posted on 05/18/2021 5:14:50 PM PDT by parmamenian (and so it goes!)
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To: Tell It Right

18 posted on 05/18/2021 5:21:03 PM PDT by Nateman (If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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