Posted on 05/18/2021 3:02:56 PM PDT by DFG
It's all too common in corporate America: you're hanging out by the water cooler and you suddenly think to yourself, "Hey, wait a minute -- is that guy over there with the AK-47 part of a violent insurgent group internationally recognized as terrorists? I think he just might be!" Yep -- accidentally sharing office space with terrorists is a real problem.
Make sure your building doesn't get leveled by a retaliatory airstrike by checking your office space for these eight signs that you might be sharing the building with terrorists:
1. You notice suicide vests hanging on the coat rack. - This could be a hint.
2. The tenants upstairs are constantly disrupting things with their loud footsteps and their rocket launches off the roof. - Upstairs tenants are the worst!
3. You hear cries of "ALLAHU AKBAR!" whenever someone empties the coffee pot and doesn't bother to make another batch. - Accompanied by firing an AK-47 into the air.
4. The office Christmas party gets awkward when the other tenants bring IEDs for the gift exchange. - This could get weird!
5. They only play CNN in the lobby. - The surest sign something is up.
6. Discussion around the water cooler centers on sports, TV shows, and cleansing the region of those who would oppose Allah. - When the other tenants start talking about pushing Israel into the sea, you should probably start wondering if your officemates aren't who you thought they were.
7. The other tenants are always reserving the conference room to film hostage videos. - Companies sharing space with one another can often result in scheduling conflicts.
8. You get notified by the IDF that you are sharing office space with terrorists and your building is leveled shortly after. - A sure sign that perhaps those guys upstairs were actually Hamas.
Welp, best get to searching for a new office to lease! Just keep an eye out for any of these warning signs so it doesn't happen to you again!
Lol, I dont know. Seems a bit complex for the ace investigative reporters at AP. Lol!!!!!!
Another great Babylon Bee dig at Hamas building journalists begs the question: Are you liberal news media reporters extremely gullible, extremely stupid or extremely radical?
perfect
They only play CNN in the lobby. lol lol....
Reason # 9 . They liked Joe Biden so much they voted for him more than once.
A lot of each of those.
I like how they claim they had no idea that they had no idea the defacto government/pentagon of Gaza shared a small building with them..... while simultaneously claiming to be a premier news gathering organization.
Here today, the administration sees terrorists as victims and now wants to release them
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/three-guantanamo-prisoners-approved-for-release/ar-BB1gSnjn
And the administration sees American soldiers as potential terrorists.
https://theintercept.com/2021/05/17/military-pentagon-extremism-social-media/
We are now at the crossroads with the USA, will we allow us to implode and be taken over by hostile nations without a fight? Or do we take action???
Oh yeah... This one is going to get their butts flamed! Good one. Loved it.
Reason #10. The men’s room has centerfolds of goats in immodest attire.
Reason # 11. The working-mom in the office next door tells her elementary aged kid to do his job so she can collect martyr payments.
True story: Guy in the cube next to me had a photo of the Ayatollah Khomeini posted on the wall.
Even at that time( 2005) , the FBI would probably have gotten me fired if I reported it.
But just remember if you “see something and say something” you’re racist.
Shoot spit balls at you on “Bring Your Kid to Work Day”, then immediately hide behind their child.
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