Posted on 03/17/2021 10:57:03 AM PDT by John Semmens
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio's wife Chirlane McCray is calling for unarmed citizens "to peacefully intervene to prevent violent crimes by using the 'five D' strategy. The five Ds are Distract, Delegate, Document, Delay, and Direct."
"Say you see someone being assaulted by a gang of thugs," McCray said. "The first thing you should do is distract the attackers by making yourself an alternate target. You could shout 'hey, stop hurting that person.' The thugs will probably refocus on you, giving the original victim an opportunity to escape. You could then delegate the least aggressive of the assailants to try to talk his friends out of beating you up. Be sure to document your efforts by continuously videoing the attack on yourself. This way, as long as they don't steal your phone your murderers will be caught in the act on your phone. Plead for your life to try to delay your demise. Finally, direct your killers to your next of kin so they can notify someone to come pick up your body."
"I know inserting yourself into such situations can be frightening," McCray admitted. "But the alternative of relying on blood-thirsty armed police to handle such confrontations is worse. Youngsters with a whole life ahead of them could get shot. This might inspire sympathizers to riot, loot, and burn. As a martyr for peaceful settlement of disputes you may inspire changes in attitudes and behaviors that will pay long term dividends for society as a collective whole."
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“Bernie Goetz to the courtesy phone please.”
Have they found the $850 million she ‘lost’ yet?
I prefer the three “S” strategy:
1. Shoot
2. Shovel
3. Shut Up
There, crime solved.
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio's wife Chirlane McCray is calling for unarmed citizens "to peacefully intervene to prevent violent crimes by using the 'five D' strategy. The five Ds are Distract, Delegate, Document, Delay, and Direct."
All I can say to Chirlane is you first.
If the poor unfortunate NYC folks had guns, just perhaps they could....take care of the leftist slime that currently infests their city.
Oh, the mayor is also a leftist slime.
Not recommending this, of course.
Lost?
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Lost.
We all know it was not lost.
Chirlane McCray’s got loads of it banked away some damned place in her name.
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