Posted on 03/06/2021 8:21:32 AM PST by John Semmens
The nursing home murderer may get a pass for his decree that caused thousands of deaths, but he may not survive accusations of sexual harassment and unwanted physical contact. In his own defense, Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) claims "I never touched anyone inappropriately. I never knew at the time I was making anyone feel uncomfortable."
Cuomo admitted that "it might be inappropriate for any ordinary man to do the things that I have done, but I'm not an ordinary man. First, as governor I have something called 'droit du seigneur.' Roughly translated, this means that a person who governs has certain rights that those who are governed do not have. This right is conveyed in recognition of the burdens of ruling and the obligation of the ruled to express their gratitude."
"Second, I have been hailed by Dr. Anthony Fauci as the 'gold standard' in COVID leadership," Cuomo pointed out. "I was even awarded an Emmy for my performance. No other governor has received such an honor. So, as one who stands head-and-shoulders above every other governor in America I think I'm entitled to a few extra perks. Look, Joe Biden was given a pass for fingering Tara Reid in a Congressional office building in 1993, and he was just a senator, and not a very impressive one, at that."
Still, the Governor went on to issue a sort of apology saying "I have learned from what has been an incredible, difficult situation for me as well as other people, and I've learned an important lesson—inform women of my rights before taking the liberties to which my station entitles me. I'm sorry for whatever pain I caused anyone, I never intended it. I thought they would be honored to be propositioned or kissed by their governor. I will be the better for this experience."
In related news, Michigan's Democrat Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, who issued a similar nursing home decree that resulted in excess deaths, worked out a non-disclosure agreement with former state health department director, Robert Gordon—a key witness to her blunder. Under the terms of the agreement, Gordon received a taxpayer-funded "buy out" of $155,506 and both parties agreed not to testify against the other—terms that Whitmer called "a win-win resolution of a sticky situation that could have embarrassed a lot of people."
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“I...did not have sexual relations with that woman...”
ping
no one is accusing him of touching anyone inappropriately.
The democrat ‘go to’ mode to terminate any politician.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lVqEchxIxw
Jim Morrison gonna love Mass Murderer Randy Andy? R.I.H. Cuomo.
“I only used one finger. And that was threatening? C’mon!”
he only touches them appropriately.
A story as old as the common workplace.
Governor Kodos, no law gives 'droit du seigneur.' That's a privilege you reserve for yourself that no one has to observe.
LOL! I’m always good for a laugh when I fall for the satire articles!
So billy bush almost (with the help of all the fake upset liberals) derailed Trump because of the hollywood sex tape verbal comment (guy talk between guys) and yet the left is fine with Cuomo’s actions? No abusive cries from the #METOO movement? They truly are wacko
What I really love is that he implemented a plan for “sexual harrassment training” (not how to do it, but how to avoid it...LOL!) for state employees and actually had somebody else show up in his place for the class he was supposed to attend. Of course, he declared he had attended it...
You know he’s lying when his lips are moving. But I think a lot of his subordinates are getting tired of taking the hits for this arrogant creep.
Don’t let them distract from the real story, and that is how Cuomo, that evil bitch in Michigan, the Governors of New Jersey, California and Pennsylvania are all responsible for thousands of deaths by putting covid patients into nursing homes.
Historically, the 'droit du seigneur' was the "right" of the local lord to have sexual intercourse with any of the daughters of the families under his control. And specifically, to be the man who took their virginity when they were newly married, getting there ahead of the woman's new husband.
Wikipedia:
Droit du seigneur[a] ('lord's right'), also known as jus primae noctis[b] ('right of the first night'), was a supposed legal right in medieval Europe, allowing feudal lords to have sexual relations with subordinate women, in particular, on their wedding nights.
Wearing white after Labor Day is inappropriate. Grabbing women and laying your hands on a woman without her consent is an assault. Grabbing T&A while she has her clothes on is a sexual assault where I live.
Sir John,
You continue to “hit it out of the park!”
“droit du seigneur,” is a keeper!
Thank you,
Bat
I just talked dirty to them...sarc
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