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138,000 Points Suddenly Awarded To Losing Team At Halftime [satire]
Babylon Bee ^ | February 7, 2021

Posted on 02/07/2021 8:32:58 PM PST by grundle

TAMPA, FL—Though they had been trailing in the Super Bowl throughout most of the first quarter, the Kansas City Chiefs were suddenly awarded 138,000 points at halftime, sources confirmed Sunday evening.

"After closer examination, we discovered several more points scored by the Chiefs that we had missed initially," said one official. "Sometimes these things show up in the instant replay footage."

After receiving the exciting news, the halftime show transitioned into a victory celebration for the winning team.

"We hope this small irregularity doesn't undermine your faith in our officiating," said an NFL spokesperson.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
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1 posted on 02/07/2021 8:32:58 PM PST by grundle
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To: grundle

Not funny. Not over it.


2 posted on 02/07/2021 8:36:27 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (FIBBERS: Earned distrust is disabling.)
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To: Uncle Miltie
Yup.
It was my Macho Grande...
3 posted on 02/07/2021 8:43:37 PM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: grundle
Woo-hoo! I beat the Bee.

Tainted Superbowl, Tainted Governance

Will anything happen if the score at the beginning of half time is KC 14-10, but when the teams return to the field after taking their break the score is Tampa Bay 24-7? Will every sports writer who tweets about it be banned as a conspiricy theorist?

4 posted on 02/07/2021 8:52:24 PM PST by KarlInOhio (The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...

P


5 posted on 02/07/2021 9:04:44 PM PST by bitt (Joe Biden has managed to take everything that is wrong with DC bureacracy and fit it into 1 cabinet)
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To: bitt

Right before i die, i wanna swallow a whole gab of popcorn kernals, then be cremated


6 posted on 02/07/2021 9:20:01 PM PST by Bob434
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To: grundle

I want to laugh but that sh*t is actually what happened in front of our eyes as the count “stopped” (for Trump) and Biden was awarded millions of votes in a 24 hour period as Trump was left vote less from election night on. Those who say this did not happen are dead to me.


7 posted on 02/07/2021 9:30:42 PM PST by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: shanover

Biden congratulated Tampa on their World Series win!


8 posted on 02/07/2021 9:34:12 PM PST by satan (The tree of liberty is dying in the drought.)
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To: grundle

I was thinking something along the same lines. At 3 am, officials deducted 24 points from Tampa and added them to KC, thus the official score was KC 33, Tampa 7. The NFL has refused to hear any appeal.


9 posted on 02/07/2021 10:09:21 PM PST by Enterprise
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To: Bob434

Orville? Is that you?


10 posted on 02/07/2021 10:13:29 PM PST by Shark24 ( )
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To: Uncle Miltie

Yep, too soon.


11 posted on 02/07/2021 10:36:11 PM PST by apostoli (“Violence has no place...” Then stop re-naming our streets after people that burn down cities!)
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To: grundle

Only 138,000 points for KC? Still not enough to change their drubbing at the hands of “the old guy” Brady. My football cards of him and the Gronk just went up again. Mahomes card, so, so.


12 posted on 02/07/2021 10:49:51 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: grundle

This is more understandable than what happened on election day...

But still, GOP Senate and house certified a pile of burning garbage ballots...

And they expect the rest of us to fall in line?

Yeah, about that!!!

GFY!


13 posted on 02/07/2021 11:02:45 PM PST by pacificus
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To: grundle

“Sometimes these things show up in the instant replay footage.”

So they replayed it over and over, recording the proper count each time. Sound familiar? Love the Bee


14 posted on 02/07/2021 11:26:20 PM PST by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: grundle

When mockery simply tells the truth.


15 posted on 02/08/2021 12:13:26 AM PST by The Right Edge (Staunch Trump Supporter AND PROUD to be!)
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To: satan

You’re “ornery” Frankly, I happen to like it!


16 posted on 02/08/2021 12:15:39 AM PST by The Right Edge (Staunch Trump Supporter AND PROUD to be!)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Agreed. The criminal, leftist democrats perpetuated election fraud in our country and they will do it again and again to keep power.


17 posted on 02/08/2021 2:49:12 AM PST by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: grundle

Too bad our side doesn’t have the smarts and the people to have conjured up a truly good show at the game:

In the last minute of the game, the lights and scoreboards go dark for a bit, then come back up with the losing team now the winning team.


18 posted on 02/08/2021 3:44:05 AM PST by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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To: grundle

LOOOOOVE that Bee!! LOL


19 posted on 02/08/2021 5:04:46 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Yeah, let's GO THERE. I'm ready...)
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To: Bob434

LMAO! Good one!


20 posted on 02/08/2021 5:15:09 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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