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To: fightin kentuckian
“More accurate”? As in they are now certain they are hitting the target?
“Wang, you idiot! That’s my belly button!”
“Oh, so sorry. That’t the old inaccurate swab.”
2 posted on
01/30/2021 12:59:02 PM PST by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Democracy Dies With Democrats)
To: fightin kentuckian
At least it should have a picture of lebron james on the business end.
3 posted on
01/30/2021 1:00:50 PM PST by
Track9
(English language instruction in china is sponsored by the CCP to facilitate espionage. )
To: fightin kentuckian
Bend over and take it like a man.....LOL
4 posted on
01/30/2021 1:00:53 PM PST by
srmanuel
To: fightin kentuckian
7 posted on
01/30/2021 1:02:29 PM PST by
dynoman
(Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
To: fightin kentuckian
8 posted on
01/30/2021 1:04:03 PM PST by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: fightin kentuckian
9 posted on
01/30/2021 1:04:40 PM PST by
bk1000
(Banned from Breitbart)
To: fightin kentuckian
Fauzi might be able to use one if he pulled his head out of his own azz.
10 posted on
01/30/2021 1:06:37 PM PST by
PGalt
(confirmed: past peak civilization)
To: fightin kentuckian
This supports my recent hypothesis that they’re trying to provoke a revolt.
11 posted on
01/30/2021 1:06:44 PM PST by
aynrandfreak
(Being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry)
To: fightin kentuckian
The bigger, the better.
More surface area for a swab.
12 posted on
01/30/2021 1:07:25 PM PST by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults. )
To: fightin kentuckian
Two or three bunghole tests are better than one.
15 posted on
01/30/2021 1:07:53 PM PST by
dynoman
(Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
To: fightin kentuckian
Good news: For even more “accuracy” the latest version is the anal-nasal swab.
Bad news: You are NOT going to like the insertion sequence.
17 posted on
01/30/2021 1:10:59 PM PST by
Do_Tar
(Do I really need a /sarc?)
To: fightin kentuckian
Wait - doesn’t the virus go to the lungs?
18 posted on
01/30/2021 1:11:08 PM PST by
SkyDancer
(Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
To: fightin kentuckian
“The Browning of China,” by I Swab Daley.
5.56mm
19 posted on
01/30/2021 1:11:15 PM PST by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho ain't my president.)
To: fightin kentuckian
I knew a guy with this problem.
“You couldn’t find your donkey with both hands and a map.”
Notice how I didn’t use the bad word?
Donkey.
It’s a substitute word for the bad word.
21 posted on
01/30/2021 1:16:24 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: fightin kentuckian
Why did the ChiCom Doctor cross the road?
Because he had a COVID -19 test swab stuck in a Chinaman.
22 posted on
01/30/2021 1:18:57 PM PST by
equaviator
(If it seems like it's too bad to be true then maybe it isn't.)
To: fightin kentuckian
23 posted on
01/30/2021 1:19:02 PM PST by
Noumenon
(As long as you have a rifle, you still have a vote. (KTF))
To: fightin kentuckian
Pete Bu_tt Giggity is in charge of transportation...
24 posted on
01/30/2021 1:20:25 PM PST by
rfp1234
(Caveat Emperor: Comitii asinorum atque rhinocerorum delendi sunt.)
To: fightin kentuckian
I had to have a rump swab last July after surgery. It was performed by a male nurse sporting a man bun.
25 posted on
01/30/2021 1:20:30 PM PST by
dainbramaged
(Windage and Elevation)
To: fightin kentuckian
26 posted on
01/30/2021 1:22:17 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: fightin kentuckian
Those assholes have pushed it too far.
27 posted on
01/30/2021 1:28:21 PM PST by
Old Yeller
(Nana Pelosi is a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples. Thus the slurred speaking.)
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