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Think it couldn’t get any worse? China rolls out ‘more accurate’ ANAL SWABS for Covid-19 testing (VIDEO)
RT.com ^ | a day late and a dollar short | Fightin Kentuckian

Posted on 01/30/2021 12:57:48 PM PST by fightin kentuckian

HAHAHA! Right now, somewhere in China, some chineese guy is saying to his buddies, "And then I told those stupid American journalists that we're now using, highly accurate, ANAL SWABs....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And his buddies are doubling over everything they see that headline in the American press.

It's exactly like the scene in the Holy Grail. King Arthur "We seek the Holy Grail". French Kneggit, "Oh yes, we already have one. Its's vrry niis." Turns to his buddies and says, "I told them we already have one, snickers......"


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: anal; bohica; china; postedseveraltimes; swab; virus
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1 posted on 01/30/2021 12:57:48 PM PST by fightin kentuckian
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To: fightin kentuckian

“More accurate”? As in they are now certain they are hitting the target?

“Wang, you idiot! That’s my belly button!”

“Oh, so sorry. That’t the old inaccurate swab.”


2 posted on 01/30/2021 12:59:02 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (Democracy Dies With Democrats)
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To: fightin kentuckian

At least it should have a picture of lebron james on the business end.


3 posted on 01/30/2021 1:00:50 PM PST by Track9 (English language instruction in china is sponsored by the CCP to facilitate espionage. )
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To: fightin kentuckian

Bend over and take it like a man.....LOL


4 posted on 01/30/2021 1:00:53 PM PST by srmanuel
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

That’s funny


5 posted on 01/30/2021 1:01:39 PM PST by Track9 (English language instruction in china is sponsored by the CCP to facilitate espionage. )
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To: srmanuel

Looks like I’m going to die of COVID then.


6 posted on 01/30/2021 1:02:26 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: fightin kentuckian

Demonstration and aftermath here;

https://twitter.com/richardursomd/status/1355330736614748161?s=19


7 posted on 01/30/2021 1:02:29 PM PST by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
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8 posted on 01/30/2021 1:04:03 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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9 posted on 01/30/2021 1:04:40 PM PST by bk1000 (Banned from Breitbart)
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To: fightin kentuckian

Fauzi might be able to use one if he pulled his head out of his own azz.


10 posted on 01/30/2021 1:06:37 PM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: fightin kentuckian

This supports my recent hypothesis that they’re trying to provoke a revolt.


11 posted on 01/30/2021 1:06:44 PM PST by aynrandfreak (Being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry)
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To: fightin kentuckian

The bigger, the better.

More surface area for a swab.


12 posted on 01/30/2021 1:07:25 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults. )
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To: tet68

All jokes aside they can test for Covid in the waste treatment plants and get a pretty good idea what the infection rate is.

People have been using this method for drug testing populations for a long time
https://www.vice.com/en/article/z43kk9/the-plan-to-test-cities-sewage-for-drugs-is-a-new-form-of-mass-surveillance-5886b75df1bddf454bd80da8


13 posted on 01/30/2021 1:07:32 PM PST by algore
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To: Track9

LOL! Le Yuan the dribbler


14 posted on 01/30/2021 1:07:40 PM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: fightin kentuckian

Two or three bunghole tests are better than one.


15 posted on 01/30/2021 1:07:53 PM PST by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
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To: dynoman

ROFL mao...c’mon man.


16 posted on 01/30/2021 1:09:50 PM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: fightin kentuckian

Good news: For even more “accuracy” the latest version is the anal-nasal swab.

Bad news: You are NOT going to like the insertion sequence.


17 posted on 01/30/2021 1:10:59 PM PST by Do_Tar (Do I really need a /sarc?)
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To: fightin kentuckian

Wait - doesn’t the virus go to the lungs?


18 posted on 01/30/2021 1:11:08 PM PST by SkyDancer (Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
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To: fightin kentuckian

“The Browning of China,” by I Swab Daley.

5.56mm


19 posted on 01/30/2021 1:11:15 PM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho ain't my president.)
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To: algore

sheesh...those “scientists” can jump in my septic tank any time. outhouses might make it easier.


20 posted on 01/30/2021 1:12:11 PM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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