Think it couldn’t get any worse? China rolls out ‘more accurate’ ANAL SWABS for Covid-19 testing (VIDEO)

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[fightin kentuckian]

HAHAHA! Right now, somewhere in China, some chineese guy is saying to his buddies, "And then I told those stupid American journalists that we're now using, highly accurate, ANAL SWABs....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And his buddies are doubling over everything they see that headline in the American press.

It's exactly like the scene in the Holy Grail. King Arthur "We seek the Holy Grail". French Kneggit, "Oh yes, we already have one. Its's vrry niis." Turns to his buddies and says, "I told them we already have one, snickers......"

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“More accurate”? As in they are now certain they are hitting the target?

“Wang, you idiot! That’s my belly button!”

“Oh, so sorry. That’t the old inaccurate swab.”

[Track9]

At least it should have a picture of lebron james on the business end.

[srmanuel]

Bend over and take it like a man.....LOL

[Track9]

That’s funny

[dfwgator]

Looks like I’m going to die of COVID then.

[dynoman]

Demonstration and aftermath here;

https://twitter.com/richardursomd/status/1355330736614748161?s=19

[tet68]

[bk1000]

[PGalt]

Fauzi might be able to use one if he pulled his head out of his own azz.

[aynrandfreak]

This supports my recent hypothesis that they’re trying to provoke a revolt.

[Jonty30]

The bigger, the better.

More surface area for a swab.

[algore]

All jokes aside they can test for Covid in the waste treatment plants and get a pretty good idea what the infection rate is.

People have been using this method for drug testing populations for a long time
https://www.vice.com/en/article/z43kk9/the-plan-to-test-cities-sewage-for-drugs-is-a-new-form-of-mass-surveillance-5886b75df1bddf454bd80da8

[PGalt]

LOL! Le Yuan the dribbler

[dynoman]

Two or three bunghole tests are better than one.

[PGalt]

ROFL mao...c’mon man.

[Do_Tar]

Good news: For even more “accuracy” the latest version is the anal-nasal swab.

Bad news: You are NOT going to like the insertion sequence.

[SkyDancer]

Wait - doesn’t the virus go to the lungs?

[M Kehoe]

“The Browning of China,” by I Swab Daley.

5.56mm

[PGalt]

sheesh...those “scientists” can jump in my septic tank any time. outhouses might make it easier.