I know, right? BB's stuff is so often believable on its face, in today's upside-down America, and in this case their satire is the (unspoken) truth.
Posted on 11/07/2020 4:27:49 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.—After a concerning spike in votes for Trump occurred on election night, experts are calling for 15 days of counting to flatten the curve of votes for the "wrong candidate."
While some scientists recommended just letting the votes for Trump be counted fairly until we all achieve herd immunity to Trump, others said we need to lock down the vote-counting places, and make sure no one can get inside, in order to kill off the virus of Trump.
"If we all band together and allow just 15 days of counting, we can flatten the curve of votes for Trump," said Dr. Fauci. "And we also advise Trump supporters to wear airtight masks. For, you know, science."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Because HEALTH! and SCIENCE!
DANG!
Go BB!
The only mention of COVID (China Virus) that’s appropriate in this American electoral crisis!
And is that not precisely what is happening?
My first real LOL since 11/3!
Airtight masks.
The dems wish.
Dang, the Bee is good.
Again, where’s the satire?
The Bee just nails it.
H*MMER AND SC*RECARD news is being disappeared rapidly from Facebook, Twitter and Youtube. Watch this while you can.
Sidney Powell, Tom Fitton, Lou Dobbs discuss H*mmer & Sc*recard
November 6, 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVDB8_JWL0c&feature=emb_logo&ab_channel=TedPikul
I know, right? BB's stuff is so often believable on its face, in today's upside-down America, and in this case their satire is the (unspoken) truth.
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