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Kamala Harris's Cackle To Be Played Over Hell's Loudspeakers For All Eternity
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/26/2020

Posted on 10/27/2020 4:53:48 AM PDT by DFG

HELL—In a bid to increase torture in the afterlife, managers of Hell confirmed today that Kamala Harris's grating cackle will be played over the loudspeakers in the place of perpetual torment for all eternity.

"Effective immediately, we are no longer playing Limp Bizkit 24/7," said one spokesperson. "We are switching to the Kamala cackle. Studies have shown this is the most effective way to punish people for their sins."

People in hell quickly filed a lawsuit claiming this form of torture is "cruel and unusual," even for people who offended a holy God. The only judge who hears such cases, though, is God, so their appeal was denied.

"NOOOO!!!" they screamed in unison as Harris's cackle began to play. "PLEASE! WE'LL DO ANYTHING! MAKE IT STOP! BRING BACK THE SCORPION BADGERS!"

Millions still living on Earth immediately converted to Christ in a desperate attempt to avoid the torture, including Joe Biden.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; cackle; harris; kamala
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To: Elsie

Romans 8:8
King James Version
So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.


21 posted on 10/28/2020 9:24:52 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: DFG

Nooo.

5.56mm


22 posted on 10/28/2020 9:28:16 AM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
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To: DFG

WRONG!!!!

Many demons have used that cackle for ages of ages, and Kamala Harris picked it up from them!!!!


23 posted on 10/28/2020 2:17:44 PM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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