Another Nobel Prize Nomination for Trump [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 October 2020 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Australian law professor David Flint along with several colleagues has nominated President Trump for yet another Nobel Peace Prize. Citing what he dubbed the "Trump Doctrine," Flint said "President Trump's deviation from the previous American policy of permanent war is an extraordinary shift toward common sense that has saved lives and will continue to do so as long as the new policy persists."

Joe Biden, Trump's opponent in the 2020 presidential election, called the nomination "just as laughable as the other two he received earlier this year. The readiness to engage in permanent war for permanent peace has been the bedrock foundation of American foreign policy for as long as I can remember. When Barack was president every bad guy on the face of the Earth knew he was within a whisker of being droned to death. This supported the balance-of-terror needed to fend off an even worse conflagration."

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[real saxophonist]

I don’t understand why you or the Babylon Bee think y’all are funny.

[Jemian]

Whoa! Who peed in your Wheaties? I think they’re funny. I’m sorry you don’t.

[Secret Agent Man]

An award from a bunch of self-important globalist assh0les....

I would rather they consider Trump a sworn enemy.

[shanover]

Can't name any other world leader who has done more in such a short amount of time. The Mideast is absolutely magnificent as he drew down American forces and brought deep enemies together and the dialogue with North Korea was absolutely historic.

I guess a little know nothing girl will "win" it.

[AndyTheBear]

He has been nominated three times for real...so not really sure I get the joke here.

[real saxophonist]

Thank you. Nobody peed in my Wheaties.I just don't think these 'satire' things are funny.

Look at my posting history.

I think a lot of things are funny. Just not these. 8~)

[Bob434]

didn’t He get passed over for the brilliant greta thunberg, little miss scoldilocks earlier?

[John Semmens]

“He has been nominated three times for real...so not really sure I get the joke here”

Yes, Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize three times in the last two months.

[KarlInOhio]

Who can nominate him for the 2021 Nobel Prize in Medicine for taking the cononavirus into his own body and defeating it in antibody to virus combat?