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Party Of The Poor And Oppressed Nominates Old, Rich, White Man And Cop
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 11, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/12/2020 11:42:46 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

U.S.—The party that claims to represent minorities, the poor, the oppressed, and the marginalized has nominated an old, rich, white man and a cop, sources confirmed Tuesday.

"If you want to fight for oppressed minority groups, you must vote for this rich, old, white man who authored the 1994 crime bill and this corrupt police officer who has made a career out of throwing minorities in jail for non-violent drug crimes," said a DNC spokesperson. "It's the only way to fight the establishment."

According to sources at the DNC, the old white guy you're supposed to vote for, in order to show that you love and respect women, has been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior by several women.

"Several photos circulating on the internet demonstrate proof-positive that Joe Biden loves women and children very much," wrote Snopes, the internet's premiere fact-checkers.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: attorneygeneral; biden; california; delaware; election2020; harris; plutocrat; satire

1 posted on 08/12/2020 11:42:46 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

One rich man and one dirty cop to rule them all . . .

DANG!


2 posted on 08/12/2020 11:45:26 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

And she is not even a Black....Indian and another mix.


3 posted on 08/12/2020 12:38:05 PM PDT by OldArmy52 (Joe ah, ah, you know, the guy... for President!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Now that’s funny! But only because it’s true


4 posted on 08/12/2020 1:07:52 PM PDT by SMARTY (“Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength.” Eric Hoffer)
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