Posted on 06/19/2020 4:29:24 PM PDT by DFG
Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy announced yesterday that his fast-food restaurant will be ending its long-standing policy on Sunday closure, but only for black people.
"We are leading the way towards racial reconciliation in this country," Cathy said. "And everyone knows the best way to achieve racial reconciliation is to segregate black people and make them feel as awkward as possible. Chick-fil-A is dedicated to providing the blacks with a safe space so that they can be properly honored."
Chick-fil-A will be providing racial justice training for all its employees. Sunday employees will all be required to wear traditional African Kente cloths as they serve food in the dining room. They will also offer to shine customer's sneakers for free as they eat. Most notably, there will also be a change to the traditional polite phrase uttered by every Chick-fil-A employee after their sacrificial acts of lovingkindness. When addressing white people, workers will still say "my pleasure!" When addressing people of color, workers will now say "my privilege!" while kneeling respectfully.
Further changes will be seen during the rest of the week as well. Dining rooms will be rearranged to provide a separate place of honor for minorities to sit. They will also be provided with separate bathrooms and drinking fountains. Chick-fil-A leadership insists that this new "separate and more equal" policy will make their restaurants bright shining beacons of racial reconciliation for the world to emulate.
"Chick-fil-A will always be a kind and welcoming place for the blacks, the Chinamen, and those people who wear that red dot on their foreheads," Cathy said. "Just please don't steal the sauces and we'll be cool. Or if you want to steal the sauces, that's ok too. We honor you."
Cathy also apologized for serving white meat and promised more diversity in the future.
Nowadays, I have to check the URL to see whether or not an article is from the Babylon Bee. Reality is racing toward absurdity almost too quickly to parody.
I called CFA Corporate HQ in Atlanta today to tell them of my disgust over Dan Cathy’s comment about whites shining blacks shoes for the “Shame of Racism.”
I was nice, really tried to be nice.
Indeed! It’s insulting for black oriole to have to eat in the same room as white folk (white servers excepted)
Have to shine sodomites shoes soon too. Never cede territory to the enemy.
What was their response?
The Chick fil A CEO has already done that shoe shining ritual , literally. Liberal White Guilt has never been a hotter or more reliable weakness to play upon, or more pathetic to those who are infected with it, and more costly to the guilt-stricken than ever. No longer any need to respond to a shake-down, now the CEO of major corps are shaking themselves down, giving millions to fund their own destruction.
Dang, almost had me.
Chick-Swill-a,,,
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How much did they
Give to SPLC??
I don’t what’s funnier the fake article or the freepers that bought into it!!!!!
Watch the Video,
You Will Hurl!
Yes, it's called sarcasm. Guess that's a foreign language to you.
Either that, or your strung up WAY too high.
Gee whiz, I guess that's where the Bee got their idea for a SARCASM story.
Lord, help me....
What's worse are the freepers who knew it was the Bee but are still jacked up. That's just sad.
They’re mad about the real story jackass.
The Chick fil A CEO has already done that shoe shining ritual , literally. Liberal White Guilt has never been a hotter or more reliable weakness to play upon, or more pathetic to those who are infected with it, and more costly to the guilt-stricken than ever. No longer any need to respond to a shake-down, now the CEO of major corps are shaking themselves down, giving millions to fund their own destruction.
And shoe shine stands will be out front and ready to rent by white folks.
I don’t normally post on Free-Republic, but you need to shut the hell up and go back to MSNBC. Getting tired of Karens like you.
Watch it here:
The Beloved Community - Dan Cathy, Lecrae, Louie Giglio
During the discussion, Cathy said that white people could atone for racism in the U.S. and express their “shame” by shining the shoes of black people.
Aye-yai-yai, so once again, fact is stranger than fiction, even in the Babylon Bee.
The strange act of White Guilt starts at time point 40:00 minutes.
haha! Chik Fil A is a favorite of mine, but man, they are groveling like hell.
No response.
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