Posted on 05/27/2020 6:45:34 AM PDT by NOBO2012
More news from space you can’t use; this time it’s gravity. Apparently Earth is losing its grip:
Of course if you read beyond the sensational headline you will discover that not only is it leaking, “but that it has been for about 2.5 billion years.” So our task is monumental: that’s a helluva curve that needs flattening.
And that’s not even the bad news:
Unexplained anomaly weakening Earth’s magnetic field is EVOLVING and SPLITTING in two, warn scientists
The European Space Agency (ESA) has deployed its constellation of satellites to investigate unusual weaknesses in Earth’s magnetic field. It appears that the strange anomaly believed to be responsible is now evolving and splitting in two.
That’s worse than a mutating virus. But once again, as they say, read the whole thing. If you do you’ll discover that this too is a natural phenomenon and has occurred before, most likely many times.
Indeed, the Earth’s magnetic field is known to flip the poles altogether every few hundred thousand years, and we are now long overdue such a flip. This recent unexplained magnetic activity(in) the Atlantic may be a sign of an impending flip…
It’s completely out of our hands, just like Earth’s previous periodic warming and cooling cycles that have occurred repeatedly over many millennia, but the danger is imminent. And you should be afraid, very, very afraid:
For now, the effects of this anomaly are restricted to technical malfunctions aboard spacecraft and orbital satellites. However, because Earth’s magnetic field shields us from solar winds and cosmic radiation, it’s a critical part of our planetary defense system, along with our atmosphere, which protects us from daily asteroid bombardment.
So until such time as scientists can reach consensus on 1) which one of the poles should be designated ‘North’ in perpetuity, 2) how our burning of fossil fuels is causing the shift currently underway and 3) Al Gore can get in on the selling of magnetic core credits, the entire planet will remain vulnerable to asteroids falling out of the sky due to manmade malfunctioning gravitational forces.
Incoming: killer asteroid!
And we only have 20 years left to figure it out. In the meantime scientists recommend that you take all necessary precautions: stay home as much as you can, wash your hands frequently, wear a facemask and get a hard hat.
Propeller optional, but highly recommended.
“Trump’s Space Force has failed us!” - Don Suckalemon (CronyNewsNetwork) < /s >
Women and minorities hardest hit.
Grant time again.
This what we get for flipping too many houses.
Well, the bible begins with the planet being covered by water,and ends with the entire surface being scorched - even the oceans are wiped out - so this makes sense.
Killer asteroids ?!?!?!?!? So we don’t need to worry about the virus ...
Oh, no! We are all gonna die!!!!
Planned arrival just before election.
Surely a new tax or two will save us.
I’ve had killer asteroids, couldn’t even sit on the toilet sometimes.
Well, it has happened before...
But why live in fear of the Finger of God?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicxulub_crater
So what is the rate of death from a reversing magnetic field, and will we all need to stay indoors for the next 2.5 billion years until the core leakage curve flattens?
DANG!
Hands down, the funniest scene in "Vacation" for me.
Good one!
Nothing that couldn't be fixed with an enormous amount of Flex Glue.
Eat, drink and be merry! In 2.5 billion years—if not before—we die!
+1 :^)
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