"I give zee orders. You vill obey or elze Fritzl here vill putz you on zee midnight t-r-r-r-ain to reeducazion camp."
Posted on 05/10/2020 3:20:22 PM PDT by John Semmens
Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D-Mich) ordered state police to “investigate and exterminate unauthorized gardens” that have popped up in the increasingly warm spring weather in her state.
“Look, I outlawed the purchase of seeds as part of my stay-at-home directive,” she explained. “The appearance of well-tended gardens raises suspicion that the homeowner has either illegally bought seeds, gone outside for nonessential activity, or both. If we allow some individuals to flout the law like this people will tend to lose confidence in my governance.”
“I have instructed law enforcement to act on either on their own initiative or in response to a tip from a citizen snitch to approach suspected violators and interrogate them,” Whitmer said. “If those residing in homes with a garden cannot persuade the investigating officer that they had nothing to do with the flowers or vegetables growing in their yards they will be given seven days to tear out the illegal garden or face a fine of $1,000 or 30 days in jail.”
Meanwhile in Kansas City, Mayor Quinton Lucas ordered that churches in the jurisdiction “turn over the names and addresses of anyone attending services. Worshipping a nonexistent deity is the very definition of a nonessential activity. Violators must not be allowed to cloak their illegal activity behind a claim of constitution privilege. During this emergency it is my responsibility to protect everyone from being endangered by the irresponsible behavior of others. I will not be deterred by fanatics waving an out-dated piece of paper at me.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2020/05/09/gov-vetoes-telemedicine-bill/
"I give zee orders. You vill obey or elze Fritzl here vill putz you on zee midnight t-r-r-r-ain to reeducazion camp."
Where’s the satire?
What exactly is she wearing in that picture?
A scowl.
A brown shirt——vaht elze?
It looks like a leather jumper with a blouse underneath.
If I recall, leather sheath dresses were in a few years ago.
The blouse underneath does not work at all.
How Stalinist.
Kill the kulaks!
Khakis
This outfit is the Aufseherin. Women guards in the camps wore this type of outfit. She is the Chef Oberaufseherin, “Chief Senior Overseer“ part of the
Nazi Volksgemeinschaft.
I forgot look up Irma Grese (AKA “The Hyena of Auschwitz”) you will see that same outfit
LOL......nice title, Gretch......cackle.
Looks like a vinyl bus seat cover.
There really is a resemblance of Irma to Gretchen.
LOL!
Pretty sure it is leather.
She hasn’t aged well since appearing in the movie “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”... Only her name has changed...
“What exactly is she wearing in that picture?
A bullet-proof vest made from the skin of a lockdown protester.
Looks like a concentration camp guard.
Now don’t put ideas in the Witchmer’s head she might just do this
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