Posted on 04/30/2020 3:12:21 PM PDT by EyesOfTX
MSNBC and the Biden Campaign are coordinating approved questions and facial expressions as you read this. – News broke late Thursday that the circus clowns at MSNBC’s Morning Joe program will serve as the platform on which Creepy Uncle Quid Pro China Joe Biden will roll out his version of his ummmm…’interactions’ with Tara Reade when she was on his senate staff in 1993.
How Morning Joe got this gig over and above all the myriad CNN and MSNBC that were no doubt raising their hands and shouting “pick me! pick me!” at the Biden camp is anyone’s guess. Possibly it’s because Morning Joe is the lowest-rated daytime TV program on any cable news channel not named CNN. Possibly it’s because Biden has the hots for Mika or loves Joe Scarborough’s pompadour hairdo and Church Lady good looks.
Whatever the reason, the presumptive Democrat nominee will be awakened and dressed by his handlers early Friday morning and shoved in front of his basement camera so that his abusive wife Jill can help guide him through the answers to the pre-approved questions that will no doubt be scrolling on teleprompter. This should be god-awful TV, but it will be like watching a train wreck unfold in slow motion – you won’t be able to look away.
Can’t wait.
In other news on this rapid-fire Thursday…
– President Donald Trump told reporters at the White House today that he’d be glad to bring General Mike Flynn back into his administration. No doubt the corrupt reporters in the room all got the vapors on that one;
– The President also said he won’t need to pardon General Flynn because “he’s been exonerated.” Boom;
– Mr. Trump also said that he has seen intelligence that gives him a high degree of confidence that the coronavirus originated from the Wuhan Institute of Virology – though he would not go into detail when pressed for obvious reasons;
– The hospital ship USS Comfort sailed out of New York Harbor today. The ship had been docked at Pier 90 since March 30. The Navy says that during its time in NYC the hospital ship treated a grand total of 182 coronavirus patients, all of whom were discharged over the past week;
– Meanwhile, the hastily-constructed, 2900 bed field hospital constructed in NYC’s Javits Center is in the process of being decommissioned and shut down after having been used to treat a grand total of 1094 patients;
– and finally, we had this from Catherine Herridge:
Catherine Herridge ✔ @CBS_Herridge #FLYNN newly unsealed docs include texts indicating Agent Strzok intervened to keep open Flynn case “Crossfire Razor” after recommendation to close 1/4/2107. Timing: 20 days later Strzok interviewed Flynn at WH. Strzok “if you havent closed RAZOR, don’t do so yet.” @CBSNews
Only in an America saddled with an utterly corrupt Department of Justice and FBI could this Strzok guy still be walking around a free man. This must change, and soon.
That is all.
A real luckiest. We will know porn when we see this.
Lickfest. Damn autocorrect.
I would guess that Meeeeekaaa will do the entire interview, prompting Sleepy Joe all along the way.
I bet Mika pulls up her skirt and unbuttons her blouse for him
Joey Scarborough puddin and pie
Pushed the girl to make her die
The Joes can swap tales of Tara Reade and Lori Klausutis.
It was just digital intercourse........./s
Let Tucker have a shot at him.
This will be a short interview with Joe and Eeka doing almost all the talking. Hard hitting stuff.
Biden will find a way to screw it up anyway.!
So many people express respect and love for the rank and file of the FBI and say only those at the top were corrupt. If that is so, you would think that there would be a host of rank and file becoming Whistle-blowers, but we haven’t heard of any. I suspect that the rot at the top of the FBI/DoJ, CIA, NSA, etc., has spread deep and wide into the rank and file. Just remember that many of these people came onboard during the Clinton, Bush2 and 0bama administrations and have been heavily propagandized by the media/dem complex.
Joe just wanted to create a digital memory of his staffer.
Pokefinger
He's the man, the man with the Minus touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in
Moldy words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from
Mister Pokefinger
Pretty girl beware of this heart too old
This heart is cold
Garbled words he will babel in your ear
But his confusion can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows…
Bidens in trouble if Mika has a headache the night before.
Man, that is one creepy montage of Creepy Uncle Joe.
> Biden will find a way to screw it up anyway.! <
I’ll bet you a dollar that Biden will be wearing an earpiece. If he can get the questions in advance I think he’ll be okay.
Since Groper Joe often cruises in Gaffamatic, major miscues are still likely.
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