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Oh crap, I just touched my face.
Posted on 04/29/2020 9:25:02 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
Am I in trouble? Does Google keep track of those things? Will I still receive my free money?
TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: allyourbase; allyourface; allyourfacearebelong; coronavanity; coronavirus; covid19; death; doom; doomage; doomed; face; makeyourtime; teotwawki; touch
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To: Jeff Chandler
I Touch Myself
by the Divinyls
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don’t want anybody else, oh, no
Oh, no, oh, no
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posted on
04/29/2020 11:26:26 AM PDT
by
Alas Babylon!
(The prisons do not fill themselves. Get moving, Barr!)
To: glennaro
I KNEW I should have scrolled down more!
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posted on
04/29/2020 11:27:49 AM PDT
by
Alas Babylon!
(The prisons do not fill themselves. Get moving, Barr!)
To: Jeff Chandler
I touch my face much more frequently when I try and think about not touching it
To: Jeff Chandler
Should have touched you face with your cell phone. That’s ok. Well it is if you Social Distance properly.
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posted on
04/29/2020 12:45:52 PM PDT
by
Pollard
(shadowbanned)
To: Jeff Chandler
Sorry bro, but I'm afraid you're doomed (DOOMED!).
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posted on
04/29/2020 1:09:49 PM PDT
by
lapsus calami
(What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Everything you read on the internet is true!
Your’s truly George Washington
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posted on
04/29/2020 3:02:39 PM PDT
by
Keyhopper
(Indians had bad immigration laws)
To: Jeff Chandler
I have to report you.
Nothing personal, you know.
I just want to get a head start before the quota goes into effect.
I need those Good Citizen Points so I can still be allowed to buy food.
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posted on
04/29/2020 3:07:00 PM PDT
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: Jeff Chandler
I just checked the log.
You were touching your face for 1.20 seconds.
The threshold is 2.5 seconds, or an accumulated time of 12 or more seconds between had washings.
It is suggested that you sanitize your hands and face to “re-set the clock”.
This is especially important since it appears that your nose itches.
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posted on
04/29/2020 3:44:19 PM PDT
by
Do_Tar
(To my NSA handler: Just kidding.)
To: Jeff Chandler
Thank you Karen. Best thread ever!
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posted on
04/29/2020 4:01:44 PM PDT
by
Quilla
To: Quilla
To: Jeff Chandler
I had a warning label tattooed on my forehead as a reminder:
DO NOT PUT FACE NEAR MOUTH OR EYES
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posted on
04/29/2020 5:09:09 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Jeff Chandler
I had a warning label tattooed on my forehead as a reminder:
DO NOT PUT FACE NEAR MOUTH OR EYES
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posted on
04/29/2020 5:09:09 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Jeff Chandler
You can only touch your face with your elbows.
To: Ben Dover
I was just at the grocery store wearing my mask to protect others from any perceived danger that I carry and I inadvertently licked my finger to open one of those crazy plastic bags for veggies..
I'm dead....
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posted on
04/29/2020 5:19:38 PM PDT
by
cherry
To: Jeff Chandler
Have a nice cup of chamomile tea and listen to Handel's "Water Music".
That cures everything.
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posted on
04/29/2020 5:21:13 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Leave it to me to be holdin' the matches when the fire truck shows up & there's nobody else to blame)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
To: Jeff Chandler
Yes, but you have to switch to lavender tea with a squeeze of lemon.
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posted on
04/29/2020 5:41:00 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Leave it to me to be holdin' the matches when the fire truck shows up & there's nobody else to blame)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
lavender tea with a squeeze of lemon.Reminds me of a Led Zepplin song.
To: Jeff Chandler
It’s been nice knowing you.
To: Jeff Chandler
You just put all of us at risk. Think about what you’ve done mister.
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