Posted on 04/04/2020 9:11:57 AM PDT by John Semmens
The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, former Vice-President Joe Biden renewed his pledge "to have a woman be my running mate" and vowed he will "take a hands-on approach to vetting the field of contenders."
One that has recently garnered Biden's attention is Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. "She looks like she has what it will take to serve under me when I'm president," he said. "That 180 degree turn she took on that malaria drugfirst banning it in her state, then demanding the feds supply her with itshowed that she has moves. She also has some of the most alluring hair I've never touched."
"I'm not saying she's the one, though," the Veep added. "There are others I've got to feel out to see if they measure up to my expectations and needs as head-of-state. As I recall, there were a few women in some of those debates that might do, though I can't remember their names right now. And let's not forget the transgenders. Jill and I have always liked the transgenders. Having someone like Georgia Gov. Stacey Abrams as my vice-president would be historic."
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Biden is in for a surprise. He will be told what he is going to do from now on. That includes stepping aside.IMO
lol
And let's not forget the transgenders. Jill and I have always liked the transgenders. In fact,I'm considering it, myself.
Having someone like Georgia Gov. Stacey Abrams as my VP would be historic, plus her state office would be a blessing.
So he has to smell all of their hair?
I think he will be smelling, nuzzling, and touching various parts of each contender.
Way too funny! And blasting off right at the headline.
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