Posted on 04/04/2020 5:12:54 AM PDT by Rummyfan
April is going to seem even longer than March. How do I know? Simple: SiriusXM satellite radio has added the Billy Joel Channel back into rotation. Maybe someone—Al Yankovic perhaps—can offer some modifications, such as “We Didn’t Start the Fire—China Did!” Or “The Great Suburban Showdown in the Paper Products Aisle.” Or, “Joe Biden Is Proof That Only the Good Die Young.” And for Congress, “Last of the Big Time Spenders.” Oh, wait, that’s the actual title.
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And finally:
This morning, go outside and listen. Do you hear it?
Silence.
8 FEET, 1 SNEEZE TRAVELS 100 MPF 6-8 FT, A COUGH 50 FT, 6-8 FEET. Have they burned those germ infested magazines in offices yet?
Military base is not scanning ID cards, 1 corpsman is inputting info in. People standing 6 ft apart. Most of Exchange closed off. Pharmacy about only thing open. Changes often.
WHO LEAKED THAT THE CARRIER CAPTAIN SENT FOR HELP ON SECURE LINE? CHAIN OF COMMAND HASN’T CHANGED ALL THAT MUCH. HIS MEN GAE HIM ROUSING SEND OFF.
Funny...saved most of the pics.
Maybe someone—Al Yankovic perhaps—can offer some modifications, such as “We Didn’t Start the Fire—China Did!”
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“Weird Al” Yankovic - Germs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kgIOWvrssA
The original from 1999 is here, but likely to be a problem for epileptics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqdAxikAv0o
Each person stands at one of the square's four vertices.
Starting at any vertex, moving either clockwise or counterclockwise, we have Alice, Bob, Carol, & Dmitri.
On this square, orthogonal distance AB = BC = CD = DA.
Pythagoras sez (AB)^2 + (BC)^2 = (AC)^2
AB = BC, so 2(AB)^2 = (AC)^2
(AB)^2 = ( (AC)^2) / 2 = 36 / 2 = 18
AB = SQRT(18) = 4.24264 . . .
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