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Posted on 03/14/2020 6:31:41 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
Operation “Hide the Geezer” really isn’t working out well. Not well at all. – Quid Pro Joe Biden, the obviously impaired presumptive nominee of the Democrat Party, attempted to hold a virtual town hall on Friday, using some of that new-fangled high technology that he obviously believes is a lot of malarkey. Very predictably, things did not go well. Watch the clip below – I assure you there is nothing wrong with your speakers or headphones:
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿 @theconservador Joe Biden had a virtual Town Hall this evening. There was nothing virtual about the outcome. It was a literal disaster.
Embedded video 486 8:14 PM - Mar 13, 2020 Twitter Ads info and privacy 357 people are talking about this Here’s an accurate transcript, as nearly as I can tell:
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So, hey, it’s pretty much what he used to say when he held live town halls, right? Right.
But you’re no doubt thinking that things must have surely gotten better once Biden and his crack staff found a workaround to the sound problems. But you would be wrong. Things actually got really fun after Creepy Uncle Joe was provided with a fancy new I-Phone, a mysterious and strange modern piece of tech that frightens and confuses the Unfrozen Caveman Senator.
Here’s a photo of him:
Ok, just kidding. Watch this:
Trump War Room - Text EMPOWER to 88022 ✔ @TrumpWarRoom Joe Biden has no idea when he would be president:
"But even I can't do that for another two year, another year, between now and November. Or actually January."
Embedded video 8,397 7:48 PM - Mar 13, 2020 Twitter Ads info and privacy 4,533 people are talking about this The man doesn’t even know when he would take office should he actually manage to win the election. Dear God, please save us from this imbecile.
On Thursday, Biden said in a speech that he and his staff were “re-imagining” how to run their campaign without all those big “crowds” that couldn’t fill half of a high school gymnasium being present. Let’s note that the people doing that “re-imagining” are the very same people who thought it would be a peachy idea to send a guy who hasn’t figured out how to operate an 8-track tape player or his BetaMax out to try to conduct this virtual town hall.
Note to Quid Pro Joe’s staff: Any day you send this fading, corrupt buffoon out to speak without a script to be read from a teleprompter is a day filled with opportunity for disaster.
Despite all the pratfalls, Biden will almost certainly become the Democrat nominee in July. He has just one real hurdle to get over at this point. That comes in the form of tomorrow night’s debate with The Commie, Bernie Sanders.
Make no mistake about it: This is a huge challenge for Biden.
After all, this is a man whose staff has now limited him to stump speeches lasting no more than 10 minutes, 15 at the outside. In all the prior Democrat debates, with half a dozen to a dozen candidates on-stage, Biden only had to maintain some level of coherence for 10-12 minutes. In this 2-hour debate, he is going to have to speak for around an hour, without prepared notes, with no teleprompter there to keep him on script.
Which of course explains why his handlers absolutely insisted that the candidates be seated for this debate instead of standing at podiums. The less physical stress for Quid Pro Joe, the better his chances of surviving the two hours without claiming to have been the guy who brought the 10 Commandments down from the mountain top, or to have known Dred Scott personally and marched with him in Selma.
Assuming none of that or something equally disastrous happens Sunday night, Biden will sweep Tuesday’s primaries in Illinois, Ohio, Arizona and Florida and become the nominee if he can remain breathing through July. At that point, all Americans can look forward to the prospect of Quid Pro Joe and President Donald Trump holding a series of debates in the fall.
Talk about must-see TV. Holy cow.
That is all.
I eagerly await the coming debate with Bernie.
Even better would be the debate with Trump. Because Trump will spend the whole time pushing his buttons and getting him flustered and angry.
I believe that if Biden does indeed get the 'RAT nomination, his handlers will find some reason for him not to engage in debates with President Trump.
Mr. Sanders, I knew Dred Scott and you’re no Dred Scott
“his handlers will find some reason for him not to engage in debates with President Trump.”
“Some reason”. Have you heard about “coronavirus”? They’ll tie it together somehow.
I NEVER watch debates! Not even debates Trump is in. But I will watch tomorrow night!
“...8-track tape player or his BetaMax...”
In other news...
Local 287 of the “National Buggy Whip Makers Union” has come out in full support of Joe Biden.
If Creepy Joe insists on sitting during the debates, PDJT should insist on standing, with a lectern nearby.
Come to think of it, this could be like Clint Eastwood debating the empty chair!
;^)
The debate will show whether bernie is going to take a dive for another house or other bribe.
Looks like Biden brought out his trusty 486 with win 3.1
SlowJoe was the worst performer in the Dem debates (until Bloomie got on stage). He still got the votes.
Debates are for political geeks, not so much for voters.
(Although they didn’t help Nixon or Ford, but that was a long time ago)
Bidet may need a hospital bed for his debate with Trump...
Imo Biden will not debate Trump...if slojo gets that far....slojo won’t debate a ‘racist bully’ or some other contrived reason...and imo Biden won’t get the nomination or if he does he won’t last until election day...hellary is sharpening her fangs on the sidelines....slojo is pitiful and should be in rehab at Sunny Acres...
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