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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE TOILET PAPER THING!!!!!???

Posted on 03/13/2020 4:47:20 AM PDT by BuckeyeGOP

What the hell? No store here in Columbus has toilet paper. I'm not looking to hoard the stuff, I just need to be able to wipe my a**. Why toilet paper???? People must have the stuff packed to the rafters in their basements and garages.

Best I can figure the news about no toilet paper during the Venezuela economic meltdown must have scarred our psyche pretty bad.

It's to the point where it might be prudent for the secretary of commerce to hold a news conference and re-assure folks that there is no toilet paper shortage.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; columbusoh; notacrisis; theruns; to; toiletpaper; tp
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1 posted on 03/13/2020 4:47:20 AM PDT by BuckeyeGOP
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Went to 2 stores last night. Not 1 roll of toilet paper. All the red meat was gone too


2 posted on 03/13/2020 4:49:50 AM PDT by mrmeyer (You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
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To: BuckeyeGOP

People are stupid, gullible, sheeple. Look how EASY it has been to totally control them.


3 posted on 03/13/2020 4:50:34 AM PDT by southernindymom ( IT)
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To: BuckeyeGOP

Supplies will be restocked. Be patient.


4 posted on 03/13/2020 4:51:01 AM PDT by tellw (ed)
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To: BuckeyeGOP

What you said highlights the need to be prepared ahead of time with necessary supplies to avoid not having any (in this case tp) when the need arises.


5 posted on 03/13/2020 4:51:15 AM PDT by Redcitizen (Nobody needs a 10 round magazine. You need a 30 round magazine.)
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To: mrmeyer

Keep calm and buy a bidet. :)


6 posted on 03/13/2020 4:51:45 AM PDT by xp38
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To: BuckeyeGOP

This happens in all socialist countries. Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea, USA


7 posted on 03/13/2020 4:51:54 AM PDT by albie
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To: BuckeyeGOP

My elderly uncle went to buy toilet paper in Toledo @ Kroger. None to be had, or very little. He got one package for my aunt, who has Alzheimer’s, and paper towels for himself. My aunt would not know what to DO with papertowels for bathroom issues.


8 posted on 03/13/2020 4:53:19 AM PDT by madison10
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To: BuckeyeGOP

This condition will obviously force one to use half a roll of toilet paper per day.

I’m not sure for what reason, though. :-)


9 posted on 03/13/2020 4:53:46 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: BuckeyeGOP

The big stores (Costco, Walmart, supermarkets, etc.) may run out during the day but it’s readily available at the home centers like Lowe’s and Home Depot.


10 posted on 03/13/2020 4:54:22 AM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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To: mrmeyer

Because of panic, and also if a quarantine is ordered.


11 posted on 03/13/2020 4:55:49 AM PDT by ObozoMustGo2012
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To: BuckeyeGOP

It’s psychological thing. Lol.


12 posted on 03/13/2020 4:56:52 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (1218 - NEVER FORGET!)
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To: BuckeyeGOP

The Corona virus mutated into the Busch Light virus.


13 posted on 03/13/2020 4:56:55 AM PDT by CrappieLuck
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To: BuckeyeGOP

It is available everywhere in South Carolina..Might be a regional problem.


14 posted on 03/13/2020 4:57:10 AM PDT by Howe_D_Dewty
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To: BuckeyeGOP

One theory is that the trend started in Australia...they get most all their TP imported from China and there was fear of supply cut-offs due to WuFlu in China. Not sure what caused the trend to jump to the USA...we import TP from Canada & Indonesia.


15 posted on 03/13/2020 4:57:17 AM PDT by Drago
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To: BuckeyeGOP
Might I recommend The Washington Post.
16 posted on 03/13/2020 4:57:33 AM PDT by golux
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I don't understand the tp madness either.

Do we wrap a roll around our heads? Because I don't see how the traditional use of tp can stop the flu.

17 posted on 03/13/2020 4:58:53 AM PDT by silent_jonny ("forward to what lies ahead" -- Phil. 3:13)
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To: BuckeyeGOP

Get some newspaper to tide you over.


18 posted on 03/13/2020 4:59:49 AM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cultsther)
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To: jughandle

but it’s readily available at the home centers like Lowe’s and Home Depot.
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SHHH

I thought that was ‘OUR’ secret.

I have found the BEST prices on a constant basis is the local Home Depot for those ‘giant rolls of Bounty towels’ and other ‘paper goods’.

Doesn’t ‘everyone’ buy their paper products at Home Depot???


19 posted on 03/13/2020 4:59:50 AM PDT by xrmusn (6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
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To: BuckeyeGOP

No sh1t!


20 posted on 03/13/2020 4:59:56 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (I'll be good, I will. I will.)
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