Posted on 03/05/2020 3:11:04 PM PST by kevcol
Mutumba claimed he hadn't been intimate with his 'wife' since the wedding two weeks before because Tumushabe said 'she' was menstruating.
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But Tumushabe was rumbled when he was arrested or theft of a television set and clothes from his next door neighbours in January.
A female police officer carried out a body search on the suspect, thinking Tumushabe was a woman, and found out he was actually a man.
Mutumba is said to be 'too devastated' to talk about the incident and needs counselling.
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That’s not your wife, It’s a man baby!
Heck, that’s an alien!
But she told me it was a package deal!
True. But Austin Powers saying that line isn’t as funny.
LOL. Bump to read comments later. :)
Well that’s awkward.
Holy moley. What a shock when you are finally alone and anticipate something, then learn what you anticipate is physically impossible.
I said, Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side ...
“Nobody’s perfect.”
Lol!
Picky, picky, picky. At least he wasn’t a plastic plant.
Holly came from Miami F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody’s darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She sayes, hey baby, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls go,
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Little Joe never once…
It’s Dennis Rodman!
I’d bet $5 that Tumushabe’s time on this earth is truly limited.
“Her” name? L-O-L-A, Lola, L-O-L-A.....
Like Obunghole and Michael?
Total Bull Sh-t. Both were butt buglers and simply got caught.
I find it most amusing. The real question is which if not both will suffer Islamic law. I am amused beyond all expectations.
Looks like Brak Ubama on the left.
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