[Old Man From WV]

"We no longer consider Epstein a threat -- he is now stunning and brave," said a representative for the place of eternal punishment. "Hopefully he will be welcomed as the LGBTQ+ hero he now is." Hellish forces also issued an apology to Epstein for treating him poorly. "We didn't realize he was actually a persecuted member of the marginalized LGBTQ+ community. We hope his story can inspire other criminals and sex offenders to come out." Some criticized the release of the dangerous criminal, but these people were told to educate themselves. Upon returning to Earth, Epstein was surprised to learn some people still believe he killed himself.

[pepsi_junkie]

Unfortunately, she was released into the custody of Bill Clinton and has since been frantically petitioning to be readmitted into hell.

[bigbob]

Didn’t work for Jeffery Dahmer after he said he had gone vegan...

[treetopsandroofs]

Oops, wrong picture.

[kaehurowing]

Epstein did not kill himself.

[MikelTackNailer]

I love the BabBee but they put this one up too soon. It’s obvious there were too many coincidences surrounding the man’s supposed suicide and the work needed to shine the light of truth is not done. But don’t mind me - I still suspect there’s a pedophile cult that involves the Podesta brothers, the Clintons and Comet Pizza in D.C.

[JimRed]

While there he suggested to Ted Kennedy (D-HL) that he pull the tranny stunt too.

[DannyTN]

[facedown]

lol

[zeugma]

Too funny. Perfect satire.

[ViLaLuz]

Call me Hillary.