"We no longer consider Epstein a threat -- he is now stunning and brave," said a representative for the place of eternal punishment. "Hopefully he will be welcomed as the LGBTQ+ hero he now is." Hellish forces also issued an apology to Epstein for treating him poorly. "We didn't realize he was actually a persecuted member of the marginalized LGBTQ+ community. We hope his story can inspire other criminals and sex offenders to come out." Some criticized the release of the dangerous criminal, but these people were told to educate themselves. Upon returning to Earth, Epstein was surprised to learn some people still believe he killed himself.
To: Old Man From WV
Unfortunately, she was released into the custody of Bill Clinton and has since been frantically petitioning to be readmitted into hell.
2 posted on
01/31/2020 10:40:53 AM PST by
pepsi_junkie
(Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
To: Old Man From WV
Didn’t work for Jeffery Dahmer after he said he had gone vegan...
3 posted on
01/31/2020 10:41:04 AM PST by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: Old Man From WV
Oops, wrong picture.
To: Old Man From WV
Epstein did not kill himself.
To: Old Man From WV
I love the BabBee but they put this one up too soon. It’s obvious there were too many coincidences surrounding the man’s supposed suicide and the work needed to shine the light of truth is not done. But don’t mind me - I still suspect there’s a pedophile cult that involves the Podesta brothers, the Clintons and Comet Pizza in D.C.
6 posted on
01/31/2020 11:02:10 AM PST by
MikelTackNailer
(Time is what no one gets more of on this Earth. Be a God Scout and be prepared.)
To: Old Man From WV
While there he suggested to Ted Kennedy (D-HL) that he pull the tranny stunt too.
7 posted on
01/31/2020 11:11:57 AM PST by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: Old Man From WV
8 posted on
01/31/2020 11:27:05 AM PST by
DannyTN
To: Old Man From WV
9 posted on
01/31/2020 11:30:12 AM PST by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
To: Old Man From WV
Too funny. Perfect satire.
10 posted on
01/31/2020 11:42:43 AM PST by
zeugma
(I sure wish I lived in a country where the rule of law actually applied to those in power.)
To: Old Man From WV
12 posted on
01/31/2020 11:53:24 AM PST by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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