Posted on 01/08/2020 9:33:38 AM PST by John Semmens
Democratic presidential contender Marianne Williamson has laid off her entire campaign staff. She will, however, continue "my efforts to win the hearts and minds of the American people in my quest to rescue this country from the negative vibes emanating from the Trump tyranny."
"Unlike traditional campaigns that require money to push forward, I will follow the advice given by J.M. Barrie and focus on thinking happy thoughts," she explained. "If thinking happy thoughts could enable the Darling children to fly to Neverland, they should be able to energize voters to vote for the kind of change I am advocating."
Williamson says she will also "be leaving my bedroom window unlatched in case Peter Pan should show up to lend me a hand in my campaign."
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She should not leave her bedroom window open.
Who?
Non-protoplasmic staff will however remain at work
"I'm either going to have to lay you or Jack off..."
Do they have to turn in their energy crystals?
No. They can keep them in lieu of back pay owed.
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