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UN Demands UK Send More Women to War Zone [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 Dec 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/01/2020 8:09:50 AM PST by John Semmens

The United Nations is demanding that the United Kingdom send more female troops to its “peace-keeping” operation in Mali. Secretary General António Guterres complained that “unless there is an adequate supply of females in the deployment, pent up sexual urges among the male troops we have sent could lead to unacceptably high rates of rape against the indigenous females they are supposed to protect.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/12/29/trump-judicial-nominees-more-qualified/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: rape; satire; un; war

1 posted on 01/01/2020 8:09:50 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

As longas we can choose on who we sent.


2 posted on 01/01/2020 8:34:32 AM PST by oldasrocks (Heavily Medicated for your Protection.)
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To: John Semmens

In this particular case, they misspelled peace.

rwood


3 posted on 01/01/2020 9:25:47 AM PST by Redwood71
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To: John Semmens

So we are supposed to sign up female volunteers to sexually service our troops. Somehow I always felt that females in the military would ultimately come to this — or we would err by sending gay females that wouldn’t be acceptable either.


4 posted on 01/01/2020 9:39:31 AM PST by wildbill (The older I get, the less 'life in prison" means to me)
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To: John Semmens

Guess there are no hookers in Mali?


5 posted on 01/01/2020 12:20:12 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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UK should demand that the UN send more Women to the UN

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6 posted on 01/01/2020 12:38:33 PM PST by elbook
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To: John Semmens

If they did, they wouldn’t ask for British women or German!

Better Italian or Spanish or Israeli or Russian or Poles :)


7 posted on 01/02/2020 1:49:48 AM PST by Cronos (Re-elect President Trump 2020!)
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