Sex Ed in Elementary Schools a "Marketing Strategy" [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 Dec 2019 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Monica Cline, a sexual health education instructor who worked with Planned Parenthood, revealed that the organization's push to expand sex education to elementary schools was "a marketing strategy. It used to be that the main focus of sex education in high schools was aimed at discouraging students from engaging in sex. Heavy emphasis was placed on the health risks and socio-economic consequences of unwanted pregnancies. But Planned Parenthood's focus was on teaching grade school aged students how to have sex."

Planned Parenthood spokesperson Adora Slaughter defended the organization's elementary school initiative as "a normal business practice. In our free market economy, businesses routinely engage in efforts to boost demand for their products by advertisements. The older approaches to sex education were all oriented toward decreasing demand for our services. Girls frightened away from engaging in sex would be less likely to need an abortion. Girls taught how to have sex would be more likely to become our customers. In combination with our lobbying efforts to loosen restrictions on abortions, our elementary school focus was a great profit enhancer."

In related news, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) is suing Michigan for considering enacting a law banning dismemberment abortions. ACLU spokesperson Merissa Kovach said "ripping a fetus to shreds is a more effective method of ensuring that an unwanted child does not accidentally survive an abortion procedure. Banning this method would do irreparable harm to the mental health of the women seeking to be alleviated of the burdens of motherhood."

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[Hugh the Scot]

Where’s the satire?

[Widget Jr]

This is not satire.

From FR, 12/26/19, A Former Planned Parenthood Instructor Admits They Push Sex Ed in Elementary Schools in Order to Create a Market for Abortion as Children Age

[dvan]

"ripping a fetus to shreds is a more effective method of ensuring that an unwanted child does not accidentally survive an abortion procedure."

So it's actuallyl a child? Not just a clump of meat? I'm surprised she actually admitted that.

[Secret Agent Man]

There is no satire, its all true.

[cloudmountain]

Where’s the satire?

I'd call it more of a FARCE.