Posted on 10/26/2019 11:04:19 AM PDT by John Semmens
This week it was revealed that Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) has been tweeting under the name Pierre Delecto since 2011. The gist of most of the tweets was pointing out "what a swell fellow this Mitt Romney guy is crossing Party lines to stand with defenders of democracy like Schiff and Nadler to take down the tyrant Trump."
The Senator alleges that "modesty was my motivation. If I had tweeted these things under my own name I would have appeared to be boastful. By using a pseudonym the compliments could be perceived as more honest and genuine. And who wouldn't be impressed by remarks from a guy whose screen name translates as 'Delightful Peter.'"
Mitt's explanation has worsened his public persona. Instead of just being an unsuccessful candidate for president, he has etched his reputation as an immodest, dishonest, and cowardly self-promoter into the minds of decent folks everywhere.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/270654-2019-10-26-semi-news-semi-satire-october-27-2019-edition.htm
I want to hear Trump cite Pierre Delecto as Romney’s “porn name”. That will not only get a rise from the media but help sink Romney among Mormons.
appetizing
delicate
delightful
enticing
exquisite
heavenly
luscious
palatable
satisfying
savory
tasty
yummy
Do any of those strike you as suitable "Pr0n Name" adjectives, to precede a word meaning "Pen!s"?
Granted, Mittens set this one up for you pretty good... :-)
Backstabbing Weasel.
Mitt Romney/Pierre Delecto - Is there any bigger a-hole in the Congress of the US, or for that matter in the entire country, who identifies himself as a Republican???
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