Cleveland Vibrator Company expanding, moving to new location (Potential jobs in Ohio)

WEWS-TV ^ | September 23, 2019 | Courtney Shaw

[2ndDivisionVet]

Cleveland Vibrator Company is expanding.

The company offers industrial vibration solutions for a host of industries, including mining, agriculture, pharmaceutical, food, medical, powders, foundry, aggregate, recycling and more.

The company is moving their office from the west side of Cleveland to a larger facility on the south side.

“Relocation of headquarters’ personnel and equipment should be complete by the first of the year,” said CEO Craig Macklin. “We have seen our growth accelerate over the past eight years and we need a larger space to continue serving our customers at the highest level. We are very excited about moving to a larger space and more modern facility.”

According to Macklin, the company will be investing in the new space and will most likely be hiring after the move.

[BenLurkin]

https://webmail.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/saywhat.wav

[Vendome]

They are merging with Sonicare...

[Osage Orange]

I’m guessing this is a concrete business.......

[Veto!]

Vibrator company? I really don’t want to comment on that.

[Celtic Conservative]

The jokes write themselves. Goodnight folks.

CC

[BenLurkin]

https://webmail.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/hello.wav

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Sounds like they are trying to shake things up.

[Viking2002]

*snicker* *chuckle* Hee hee hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........my juvenile mind could turn this into a NSFW thread in about fifteen seconds..........BAW-HAW-HAW-HAW...........🤣

[lee martell]

Those two words in the same sentence:
“Vibrators expanding!!”
Is the YouTube video NSFW?

[Ken H]

“The company offers industrial vibration solutions for a host of industries, including mining, agriculture, pharmaceutical, food, medical, powders, foundry, aggregate, recycling and more.”

Geez, when do they get any work done?

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Well good for them. I was worried when Dildo Newfoundland made the offer with all the tax breaks to move the company there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador

[2ndDivisionVet]

My wife’s family is from Newfoundland.

[o-n-money]

If they expand any more, they might not fit.

[smokingfrog]

I expect San Francisco would be a better location.

[Delta 21]

HMmmm. Didnt look like I thought.(?)

[dayglored]

Did you happen to note that there’s a “Spread Eagle” Island and a like-named Pond nearby the town of Dildo?

I couldn’t make that up, you know. It’s on the map on the Wikipedia page.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

That is where the Vibrator plant was proposed to be built.

Luckily Cleveland offered free Steam service and thus won.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Oh sheeeeeeesh, you know how to set up a joke. I could say something incredibly funny but it is your wife so I will just chuckle to myself.

[dp0622]

lol