Posted on 07/29/2019 11:36:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Beto O'Rourke last week uploaded yet another livestream video. This time he was in Flint, Michigan cooking spaghetti and boring the hell out of everybody with empty platitudes tossed out only for the purpose of advancing his horribly failed presidential campaign. Amidst all the banalities, one bit of inadvertent comedy gold did emerge which can serve as the metaphor for Beto O'Rourke and his campaign.
PING!
Ping, for your amusement.
Next week - open microphone poetry reading!
I need a butt-shine
Right now
Your are holy,
Oh, sacred cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
Oh, Milky winder, sing for us once more
Live your life, everlusting joy.
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
Enjoy my fruits
Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,
We will cleanse your inner intestines.
We will bathe in your Pungent Odor
Gather cotton.
Count my eyes,
Smell my skin,
Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.
I live only for eternity,
Thirst for the undrinkable.
Hold the heat,
Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.
Love the Oxen dung!
Please clap......
That one will never be outdone.
I know you are being sarcastic...but still this scares me!
;)
So you snatched it and put it on your own channel?
Wow.
We already suspect his noodle is NOT sturdy.
Yeah, I used less than a minute out of his more than hour long video. Plus I will probably end up giving him MORE views than his boring video originally earned. For this grave sin, please whip me with a wet noodle.
He has no intention of being president. By “running,” he gets fame, name recognition, and money. Plus tv interviews, and book deals, etc, etc. Plus maybe a few airhead bimbos who put out for him.
He is even a less serious “candidate” than butter-butt.
I only stole one carton of smokes off the truck, there were hundreds in there.
For this grave sin, please whip me with a wet noodle.
Damn! I've already got stew meat, taters and gravy in the crock pot.
I should have gotten some noodles.
Hey, Walmart has lots of noodles, maybe I should rip off just a little bag.
Right?
Hey, Beto, quit working Pete’s side of the street. LOL
Beto’s consigned to the outer ring of al Dente’s infernal lethological hell
Beto hasn’t figured out yet that he is old news.
The dims will not run a white male.
Um... In case you haven’t noticed, FR uses article excerpts. So now you claim that is stealing?
How is that not selling stolen material?
Does your mom know you do this?
Oh lordy! Thanks so much for sharing this gem! I never would have seen it otherwise and I sure wouldn’t watch his entire pathetic video to catch it. Ignore the grumpy complainers here!
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