Skinner says airboats are for wusses.
Posted on 05/25/2019 9:19:44 AM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
A video of uncertain age (recently uploaded to Instagram by @504ollie) shows an unidentified man on a boat holding a gator by the neck, using its open mouth to puncture a can of Michelob Ultra.
The man then slams the beer and tosses the gator back in the water, while a “Hell yeah” can be heard in the background.
The @504ollie account changed its settings to private, but the video has been re-uploaded to multiple accounts, including Drunk People Doing Things, where it has garnered over 3 million views. [snip]
Coincidentally, this is also the second video showing an unidentified dudebro using an animal to open a can of Michelob Ultra.
In 2017, the site Total Frat Move showed a clip of a gaggle of frat boys using a dead shark’s mouth to crack open a cold one.
Just maybe the writer of this article confused Montgomery Gentry with Skynyrd?
I took the ‘Hell Yeah’ to refer to the dudebro’s posse.
Montgomery Gentry – Hell Yeah Lyrics
Hell yeah! Turn it up! Right on! Hell yeah! Sounds good! Sing that song! Guitar man playin’ all night long Take me back to where the music hit me When life was good and love was easy...
Hell Yea!!
Michelob Ultra is yellow seltzer water with a bit of alcohol in it.
the best thing is you can have 20 and when pulled over there is no booze on yer breath..
I figured all the hot chicks in Vegas came from some sort of pod factory back in LA..
You’re not fooling me, that’s not Florida Man. Total man bun poser, gets more beer on his shirt than he does in his mouth.
You’re not fooling me, that’s not Florida Man. Total man bun poser, gets more beer on his shirt than he does in his mouth.
I feel bad for the gator, Michelob-Ultra? Someone get this guy for animal abuse!
When I was around 14 I had a neighbor who drove a beer truck delivering Lucky. He always had all sorts of swag with the brand name. He once gave me a T shirt emblazoned with the logo and I foolishly wore it to school (that didn’t last long!)
He built a 1934 Ford pickup into a street rod and decorated it as the “Lucky Lager Truck” (no official sanction) that won several car show awards.
My older brother destroyed the truck when he had a blowout.
Crappy beer but fond memories!
Skinner says airboats are for wusses.
I’m sure it’s traumatized...
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I’m sure it’s thinking, “The next one that grabs me is gonna be sorry!”
It takes some real talent to do this but the aligator now has that crappy beer taste in it’s mouth. I’m sure it is flushing a lot of water down it’s mouth.
We always bought our beer in grocery stores because they never asked for ID.
One of the Best Florida Men of 2018: He came very close to ‘lighting these guys up!”
Florida Man Arrested For Attempting To “Barbecue” Child Molesters
By Kara Goldfarb
Published May 9, 2018
Updated November 17, 2018
Jorge Porto-Sierra’s plan to burn and kill sex offenders was thwarted when police arrived too soon.
Police say that the 50-year-old Porto-Sierra was trying to kill sex offenders and set them on fire at the Friendly Village Inn & Motel in Kissimmee, Fla. An Osceola County detective said the man admitted his plan and he has now been charged with four counts of attempted premeditated murder.
According to the police report, a man was standing outside his room when Porto-Sierra jumped out of his car and began screaming at the individual. Terrified, the man ran back into his room, prompting Porto-Sierra to break one motel’s windows and pour gasoline inside. The enraged Porto-Sierra also reportedly yelled, “You’re going to die child molester! I’m coming in!” Meanwhile, the man and his roomate escaped through the back window.
In addition, Porto-Sierra allegedly attacked two other individuals inside a car in the hotel parking lot, first by pouring gasoline into the car through an open window. When the driver attempted to flee, Porto-Sierra got into his black Ford Focus and started ramming their car.
Deputies then arrived on the scene, where they say Porto-Sierra surrendered right away. Waiving his Miranda rights, Porto-Sierra confessed and told the authorities, “they raped kids, they are child molesters that all live here and deserve to die.”
Osceola County is known for being a sex offender haven, as it isn’t in the restricted range of schools, playgrounds, and churches, and there is a history of registered sex offenders living at the Friendly Village Inn & Motel.
WESH 2 News reported that at least two of the four victims are convicted sex offenders.
When the police asked why he didn’t follow through with the plan, Jorge Porto-Sierra responded, “because you got here too soon.”
He is currently in custody at the Osceola County Jail without bond.
He must be a poser trying to compete with
Florida Man Seen Riding Naked on Bicycle Down I-95
or
Florida Man Drives Ferrari off the Dock into Ocean, Claims Jesus told him to...
good answer, good group, good song
Gone has always been a favorite of mine
(we need a “LIKE” button)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4S7jafRlJ0
possibly :)
American by birth,Southern by the grace of God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqXkYewrLDc
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