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'Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd
Orlando Weekly ^ | May, 24, 2019 | Colin Wolf

Posted on 05/25/2019 9:19:44 AM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

A video of uncertain age (recently uploaded to Instagram by @504ollie) shows an unidentified man on a boat holding a gator by the neck, using its open mouth to puncture a can of Michelob Ultra.

The man then slams the beer and tosses the gator back in the water, while a “Hell yeah” can be heard in the background.

The @504ollie account changed its settings to private, but the video has been re-uploaded to multiple accounts, including Drunk People Doing Things, where it has garnered over 3 million views. [snip]

Coincidentally, this is also the second video showing an unidentified dudebro using an animal to open a can of Michelob Ultra.

In 2017, the site Total Frat Move showed a clip of a gaggle of frat boys using a dead shark’s mouth to crack open a cold one.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alcohol; beer; belongsinchat; florida; floridaman; gators
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To: Popman

I’ll just say this, if he stuck that gator down his pants, that gator would have abused him something awful.


41 posted on 05/25/2019 9:48:05 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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To: G Larry

Yep, should have given the gator a pull.


42 posted on 05/25/2019 9:48:48 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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To: caltaxed

LOL...I wonder why???...LOL


43 posted on 05/25/2019 9:49:37 AM PDT by JBW1949
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To: Stosh

I’ve been enjoying the Freebird channel on Sirius XM.


44 posted on 05/25/2019 9:49:57 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: caltaxed

I was in Seattle for a short time and got to like Olympia Beer...


45 posted on 05/25/2019 9:52:01 AM PDT by JBW1949
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To: newfreep

Of all the rockers we lost of that era, I’d want Ronnie back the most - and yeah, that would be before Moon, Joplin, Hendrix, whoever.


46 posted on 05/25/2019 9:52:05 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
using its open mouth to puncture a can of Michelob Ultra.

Does anyone know the bacterial load in the mouth of a swamp critter?

47 posted on 05/25/2019 9:52:17 AM PDT by yesthatjallen
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

48 posted on 05/25/2019 9:53:15 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: blueunicorn6

My stupid cousin tried to use a gator’s mouth to make Smore’s, without realizing gators are cold blooded.


49 posted on 05/25/2019 9:53:19 AM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat gets prosecuted. ))))
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To: Disambiguator

I shotgunned my share of beers in Florida( probably yours, too), but the ‘gator is a new twist. We fed them ice cubes and hotdogs, though.


50 posted on 05/25/2019 9:55:24 AM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: Kickass Conservative

Years ago people said Schlitz will give you the...


51 posted on 05/25/2019 10:00:57 AM PDT by rdl6989
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To: CommerceComet

It could if some needle nosed cretan tracks the dude down and rats him out.

All of you got to realize that this very same gator may be the one who eats ‘your pet poodle’ in the backyard when he grows up to be a bigger boy.


52 posted on 05/25/2019 10:02:00 AM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

That particular gator might remember him,...like War Horse, and save him from a python attack.


53 posted on 05/25/2019 10:09:50 AM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: Calvin Locke

Yep. Schlitz was great back in the 60s.
When they sold out and changed formula I moved on to Asahi Super Dry. Not for taste. But for the pretty girls in the commercials. I think Japan has a factory where they make them......and of course the beer.


54 posted on 05/25/2019 10:10:34 AM PDT by redshawk (0pansy is a Liar and Hates.........he just hates!)
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
The man then slams the beer and tosses the gator back in the water, while a “Hell yeah” can be heard in the background.

Murica!

55 posted on 05/25/2019 10:11:03 AM PDT by Flick Lives
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

yeah but, which Skynyrd song was playing?


56 posted on 05/25/2019 10:15:10 AM PDT by CarolinaReaganFan
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

It’s a talent.


57 posted on 05/25/2019 10:29:11 AM PDT by Rockingham
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To: Mr. K
That was my dad's beer of choice too.

1950s Black Label ad
58 posted on 05/25/2019 10:33:46 AM PDT by ph_balanced
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

Now, that’s what I call a can opener!


59 posted on 05/25/2019 10:39:07 AM PDT by chuckee
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To: CarolinaReaganFan

Swamp Music?


60 posted on 05/25/2019 10:41:54 AM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
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